Batman: Why, this criminal record is incredible. How, gentlemen, how has this Ma Parker remained at large?
Gordon: She's crafty, Batman, she's clever. But most of all, she's motherly.
Batman: Come on, Robin. Let's help a little old lady across the street... and into the penitentiary!
Robin: Holy gunpowder, Batman! What can we do?
Batman: Remember, Robin, they say an army travels on its stomach.
Robin: I get it, Batman! We crawl along the roof!
Batman: Precisely, Robin.
Batman: Ma Parker's girl is more dangerous than her three boys.
Robin: Her legs sort of reminded me of Catwoman's.
Batman: You're growing up, Robin. Remember, in crimefighting always keep your sights raised.
Robin: Holy Wernher von Braun! Look at that wheelchair go!
Narrator: Ma Parker ruling the pen! Dynamite in the engine! Will the Batmobile be blasted? Will the Boy Wonder be bombed? Will Batman be blown to bits? It can't be true! Or can it? Don't miss the next Bat-Episode! Same Bat-Time, Same Bat-Channel!