Marsha, Queen Of Diamonds: I trust you're going to enjoy this scene, Batman, darling.
Batman: I made a bargain with Penguin and I never break my world.
Marsha, Queen Of Diamonds: Bargain? Why, half the men in the world would fight to be kissed by Marsha, Queen of Diamonds.
Batman: They certainly wouldn't have to fight me.
Marsha, Queen Of Diamonds: What an appalling lack of enthusiasm, darling. But don't worry, I have an enough enthusiasm for both of us.
Marsha, Queen Of Diamonds: Aunt Hilda, have you been robbing graveyards again?
Aunt Hilda: Oh, no, deary. I left off that 20 years ago when I was chemistry professor at Vassar until I quit.
Marsha, Queen Of Diamonds: Don't you mean until you were fired?
Aunt Hilda: A term I find most unappealing, deary.
Narrator: The Caped Crusaders to end smashed flat? While Pengy's cameras record the splat? Et tu, Pengy? Friends, Romans, Countrymen, find out next week! Same Bat-Time, Same Bat-Channel!!!