Irving Cash: Oh, that's her, Commissioner. Catch her!
Commissioner Gordon: Not quite that simple, I'm afraid. But we, heh heh, do have a chance.
Irving Cash: The Dynamic Duet?
Chief O'Hara: Uh, Duo. That's "Dynamic Duo."
Aunt Harriet: I wanted to get a miniskirt but the salesgirl wasn't sure I had the face for it.
Chief O'Hara: Me men are clever, goodness knows, but where the human brain is concerned, they're just not equipped.
Robin: Sorry, Batman, but knowing that arch-villainess may be robbing a Gotham City bank at this very minute bothers me.
Batman: Bother you? It should. Just as it should bother any red-blooded American citizen who recognizes the law and obeys it.
Black Widow: And as for being caught in my own web, may I give you a little bit of advice? If you wish to live and thrive... let the spider run alive.
Black Widow: Dear Heart, you may be caped, and you may be dynamic, but to me you are a crashing bore!
Narrator: Is Black Widow about to succeed where countless other crooks have failed?? Or can Black Widow's black widows be stopped before dinner? For the answer to this and other creepy questions... Tune in Mañana, Same Bat-Time! Same Bat-Channel!