Baby Jane Towser: Joker, you could at least untie us. My hands are getting stiff.
The Joker: Oh, but of course, my dear. The Joker is nothing if not magnanimous.
Mrs. Putney: How about me?
The Joker: Well, my generosity does not extend to overweight matrons.
Baby Jane Towser: Is that why I'm tied up? After all I've done for you? Been your biggest booster?
The Joker: Friendship ends when real felony finally takes over.
The Joker: Where's Bruce Wayne?
Alfred: Mr. Wayne is not at home, sir.
The Joker: Too bad! I'll get my revenge later. Right now I'll settle for cash. Where's the safe?
Alfred: My duties do not include aiding and abetting thievery.
Aunt Harriet: Alfred, be careful! The Joker's an arch-criminal!
Alfred: I know, madam, but a very poor fencer.