Chief O'Hara: Brazen bird! I'll wager there's a connection between this and that parasol he stole from Lola Lasagna today at the race track.
Commissioner Gordon: You wager, Chief O'Hara? A public servant, an upstanding chief of police, betting?
The Penguin: I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids' teeth.
Lola Lasagne: While you stole their teeth!
Lola Lasagne: Instead of dying, as any adoring young wife might reasonably expect, he divorced me! Can you imagine he thought I was after his money?
The Penguin: What slander! Fah!
Robin: We start out with a question about parasols and come up with a glue factory. Holy non sequiturs!
Lola Lasagne: You, Pengy? Scorned by a woman?
The Penguin: It's incredible, isn't it?
Lola Lasagne: Yes.
Batman: Cleaning up crime is the dream of every good citizen, Batgirl. But one thought intrigues me. How did you know that Robin and I might be in trouble with Penguin in this glue-factory?
Batgirl: Through the one thing you couldn't possibly have in your utility belt, Batman... a woman's intuition.
Batman: Whatever is fair in love and war is also fair in crime-fighting.
Batman: I'm sorry we worried you, Alfred, but even the Batmobile's Library Paste Bat-Disolving Switch got stuck.