Egghead: What are you doing, Olga, light of my life, my little future wife?
Olga, Queen Of The Cossacks: Forget rhymski!
Robin: The Bat-computer is none too frisky today, Batman.
Batman: Yes, it's possible the supply of radium somewhere in the city has been moved. And as radio-sensitive as our machine is, it just possibly could be affected by that, and it's lucky that you and Batgirl found us, Alfred, otherwise Robin and Commissioner Gordon might not be too frisky either.
Robin: Holy understatements, we would have been in the soup for good.
Chief O'Hara: Oh, I hope you're right, Batman. Oh, I can just feel them radioactive gammas and betas crawlin' up on me right now. Uggh!
Barbara: Petula, does the library subscribe to the Southeastern Regional Journal of Applied Radiology?
Petula: We don't get it any more, Barbara. Remember we had to cancel it last year when the city council cut our budget.
Barbara: That's right, I forgot. I got to get hold of a copy of it. Who in Gotham City would have it?
Petula: The only person in Gotham City who subscribes to more periodicals than the public library is millionaire Bruce Wayne.
Olga, Queen Of The Cossacks: You are going to hatch 40-million-year-old egg? It's impossible, Eggski.
Egghead: That's what they told Fulton, Edison, and Casanova, Olga.
Batgirl: That was a slimy trick, you rotten egg!
Egghead: Of course, Batgirl, I have a patent on slimy tricks.
Olga, Queen of the Cossacks: Wait a minute, Eggski. Where is my Batushka?
Egghead: Batman? He was probably too afraid of me to show up. Only these foolhardy youngsters are impolitic enough to do that.
Olga, Queen of the Cossacks: Does not sound like Badushka I know, huh.
Egghead: That's because you don't know him as well as I do, Olga. At heart he is a coward in the eggstreme.
Robin: Batman has more courage in his little finger than you have in your whole cowardly body, you...
Egghead: Quiet, Wonder Midget, or I'll have you cut off permanently!
Robin: (after Batgirl runs off) She's gone again! For once, Batman, let's follow her.
Batman: No, Robin. With my head sticking out of this neosaurus costume, I might not appear like an ordinary run-of-the-mill crime-fighter.