Shame: Doggonit, Batman, you cheated. You know we ain't no good in a fair fight.
Shame: Hey, Batman, you fake! Don't you ever smile? You look grimmer than a losing football coach.
Batman: Perhaps I should unbend a little. Thank you for the constructive criticism, Shame.
Shame: Your mother wore army shoes.
Batman: Yes, she did. As I recall, she found them quite comfortable.
Shame: You big sissy. You couldn't drive nails in a snowbank.
Batman: Why would I want to?
Shame: You ready to give up and admit I'm better than you are?
Batman: What for?
Shame: Oh, no! No, spare me, Batman! I ain't nearly--nearly as ornery as I ought to be.
Shame: (grabbing Batman's leg) Oh, don't, don't, don't do that, Batman!
Batman: Stand up, Shame! You're not worthy of the name Shame. You're a sham, Shame! Don't ever cry on my tights or pull my leg again!