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Discharged from Arkham Asylum, Harley Quinn tries to lead a sane, normal life. Sadly, she just can't seem to stay out of trouble, and when a misunderstanding occurs, Harley makes the situation worse by stealing Bruce Wayne's car and kidnapping his girlfriend. This ignites a screwball chase that not only involves Batman and Robin, but the police, army, and Gotham's most dangerous gangsters as well.
Bennett: (holding gun on Harley and Veronica) Any last words?
Harley: Just one. (big breath) BABIEEEEEES!!!!! (hyenas barge in and attack Bennett) Play nice with your new chewtoy
Bennett: (to Harley) The last time you was here, you not only wrecked my club, you brought the friggin' Bat down on me. (draws gun) Give me one reason I do not dust you right now.
Harley: (kissing Bennett briefly but noisily) Mmmm-WAH!
Bennett: (putting gun away) I'll buy that.
Harley Quinn: (after getting saved by Batman) I think I made a mess on your cape.
Harley: (after an extended kiss) Call me.
Batman: (smiling) Don't press your luck.
General Vreeland: Got you now--
Detective Bullock: --you screwy little--
Boxy Bennett: --trouble-making clown!
Harley Quinn: Oner thing I gotta know: why'd you stay with me all day, risking your neck for someone who's never given you anything but trouble?
Batman: Because I know what it's like to rebuild a life. (hands her the dress she paid for) I had a bad day, too...once.
Harley Quinn: Nice guys like you shouldn't have bad days.
Veronica Vreeland: Who dresses you anyway? Alfred?
Bruce: (blushes) Well, actually...
Veronica Vreeland: Wait, what are you doing? That's my father!
Harley Quinn: No. That's your father IN A TANK.