Dispatcher: Disturbance reported at the top of the Crown restaurant. Suspect is a male costumed extremist armed with what appears to be a... ketchup gun.
Batman: It's going to be one of those nights.
Joker: Is there a problem, officers
Joker: What would the common folk do without my pranks and antics?
Batman: Let's find out.
Pack Rat: Okay, everybody! Empty your pockets! I want gum wrappers, loose string, those little balls of lint. None of that cash stuff!
Condiment King: Come, Batman. Let's see if you can cut the mustard.