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| 4 :01x04 - Door-to-Door (Mar/08/1993) | | For a project in Mr. Van Driessen's class, Beavis and Butt-head go to door-to-door collecting cash donations for the poor. They don't have much success seeking donations, until one of the homes they visit houses a dominatrix. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: David Felton, Glenn Eichler | |
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| 6 :01x06 - Balloon (Mar/25/1993) | | Beavis and Butt-head purchase helium balloons which they plan to use to kill dolphins at a local marine park. First, they play with the helium, then, Beavis falls into the shark tank and has a completely different kind of "accident." | |
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Season 2 |
| 7 :02x01 - Customers Suck (May/20/1993) | | Beavis and Butt-head spend a day working at Burger World. They play with the deep fat fryer, take orders at the drive-through window, and try to help customers at the front counter. | | Writer: Glenn Eichler, David Felton | |
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| 8 :02x02 - Heroes (Jun/30/1993) | | Beavis and Butt-head see a commercial for a skeet shooting range on TV, and decide to try it out. Butt-head's aim isn't very accurate, but he does manage to shoot down something special. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Joe Stillman, Jerry Lampini | |
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| 9 :02x03 - Home Improvement (May/24/1993) | | Mr. Anderson hires Beavis and Butt-head to paint his house. Of course, they end up sniffing the paint thinner, and while under its influence, don't exactly do the best job. Mr. Anderson has to give their descriptions to the police. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Mike Judge | |
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| 12 :02x06 - Babes R Us (Jun/23/1993) | | Beavis and Butt-head see some female mud wrestling on TV, and attempt to stage their own version in the front yard. When they think they're ready to compete, they head to "Babes-R-Us", a local female mud-wresting bar. But first, they have to get past the bouncer. | | Guest Stars: David Spade as Box Office Attendant, | Uncredited: Tracy Grandstaff as Daria | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Bo Weinberg | |
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| 13 :02x07 - Friday Night (Jul/14/1993) | | It's Friday Night, so Beavis and Butt-head loiter at Maxi-Mart looking for chicks and causing trouble. They meet a hot biker babe who finds a use for them. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Joe Stillman | |
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| 16 :02x10 - Be All You Can Be (Jul/15/1993) | | Beavis and Butt-Head are loitering outside the local army recruitment office, where they meet Sergeant Richard "Dick" Leaky - also known as "The Rooster." He shows them some recruitment videos and lets them touch his MX35 grenade launcher to persuade them to consider the Army as a career. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Kristofor Brown (1) | |
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| 17 :02x11 - Washing the Dog (Jul/08/1993) | | Beavis and Butt-head think if they do chores for Mr. Anderson, he might put them in his will. He tells them to wash his pet poodle, Colette, but instead of giving her a traditional bath, they take her to the laundromat and wash her in a very unconventional way. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: David Felton, Jim Turner (2) | |
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| 18 :02x12 - Lawn & Garden (Jun/09/1993) | | Mr. Anderson hires Beavis and Butt-head to prune his trees, but of course they nearly destroy his property when they find "pruning" is easier with a chainsaw. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Mike Judge | |
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| 21 :02x15 - Good Credit (May/17/1993) | | Beavis steals Mr. Anderson's credit card, and the boys take it to a pet store where they purchase some furry and feathered new friends. Meanwhile, Mr. Anderson tries to check into his hotel while on a trip to the Oddfellows Convention, but soon finds he has no way to pay for his room. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Mike Judge | |
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| 26 :02x20 - Sick (May/20/1993) | | Beavis and Butt-head want to "feel good", so they go to the doctor to get prescriptions for alcohol-laced cold remedies that will make them high. They're embarrassed to be mostly naked in front of the lady doctor, who denies them a prescription for cold medicine and gives them a different treatment altogether. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Joe Stillman, Chris Kreski, Mike Judge, David Felton, Glenn Eichler | |
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| 27 :02x21 - No Laughing (Jun/02/1993) | | Beavis and Butt-head get laugh attacks in class. Principal McVicker threatens to expel them or send them to a dangerous alternative school if they continue laughing in class. Of course, since they're headed off to Mr. Buzzcut's sex education lecture, trying not to laugh will be difficult. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Mike Judge | |
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Season 3 |
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| 31 :03x02 - Carwash (Sep/06/1993) | | Beavis and Butt-head find the batteries in their remote control are dead, so to earn a little cash to buy more, they offer to wash a neighbor's car. They decide to drive the car in order to dry it off, but crash into Mr. Anderson. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Guy Maxtone-Graham | |
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| 34 :03x05 - Naked Colony (Sep/13/1993) | | Beavis and Butt-head discover the Sunny Grove Nudist Colony in their town, and want to join so they can see naked people - but they don't have the $4,000 membership fee. They decide to sneak in and get a peek. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Joe Stillman | |
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| 37 :03x08 - Cleaning House (Sep/22/1993) | | Mr. Van Driessen thinks he can teach Beavis and Butt-head about good work ethic. He has them clean his house so they'll learn how it feels to work hard and earn money. Unfortunately for Mr. Van Driessen, they "clean" his prized 8-track collection. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Don London | |
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| 40 :03x11 - Sperm Bank (Oct/07/1993) | | Beavis and Butt-head learn they can donate sperm to make a little cash. They aren't exactly the ideal sperm donors, and they break plenty of things inside the clinic, but the doctor wants their sperm anyway. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Guy Maxtone-Graham | |
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| 42 :03x13 - True Crime (Nov/01/1993) | | Beavis and Butt-head find an ATM card, and somehow, Beavis figures out how to get cash with it. The boys find themselves featured on several true crime shows, and are soon hunted by police on live TV. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Don London | |
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| 43 :03x14 - The Trial (Nov/04/1993) | | Beavis and Butt-head threw eggs at Mr. Anderson's house, and are now charged with trespassing and vandalism. Butt-head decides to act as the boys' defense attorney. They are found guilty but their punishment may be worse for society than their original crime was. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Guy Maxtone-Graham | |
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| 45 :03x16 - Buff 'N' Stuff (Oct/14/1993) | | Mr. Buzzcut thinks Beavis and Butt-head could benefit from working out with some weights. He yells at them and puts them to work in the gym, trying to make them into "real men." The boys think they're going to get "totally ripped." | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Bo Weinberg | |
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| 48 :03x19 - Eating Contest (Sep/30/1993) | | Beavis and Butt-head want to enter a bratwurst eating contest, but they don't have enough money for the entry fee. They have to feed frogs to earn the cash. | | Director: Mike Judge | |
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| 49 :03x20 - Foreign Exchange (Dec/09/1993) | | Mr. Van Driessen chooses Beavis and Butt-head to befriend a new Japanese exchange student and show him around. They teach him fun things to do in Highland, Beavis and Butt-head style. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Don London | |
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| 53 :03x24 - Politically Correct (Oct/21/1993) | | Beavis and Butt-head watch "Joey Buttawipo: My Story" on television. Mr. Van Driessen gives them self-help books to help them get in touch with their feminine sides. They also run for student council treasurer, which does not go well. | | Director: Mike Judge | |
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| 55 :03x26 - Closing Time (Dec/23/1993) | | Beavis and Butt-head have to work the late shift at Burger World. To amuse themselves, they fry up some "special" curly fries, throw food at the ceiling fan, and give free snacks to a health inspector. | | Director: Mike Judge | |
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Season 4 |
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| 59 :04x02 - Cow Tipping (Mar/15/1994) | | Beavis and Butt-head watch a commercial for milk on television. This reminds them that "cow tipping" is supposedly a fun activity, so they attempt to tip one themselves, which doesn't sit well with the local farmer. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: J. Stewart Burns, Geoff Rodkey | |
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| 60 :04x03 - Trouble Urinating (Mar/17/1994) | | Beavis and Butt-head can't remember how to pee. Mr. Van Driessen thinks they're joking, Mr. Buzzcut tries to force them to pee, and when that doesn't work, they finally seek professional help from a doctor. | | Director: Mike Judge | |
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| 61 :04x04 - Rabies Scare (Mar/18/1994) | | Beavis gets bitten by a vicious dog that escapes its chain. Poking Beavis' wound at first seems like a fun way to amuse classmates, but it angers Mr. Buzzcut. On Mr. Buzzcut's orders, Butt-head takes Beavis to a doctor, who has a sadistic treatment to cure Beavis of his disease. | | Director: Mike Judge | |
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| 62 :04x05 - They're Coming To Take Me Away, Huh Huh (Mar/21/1994) | | Highland High School's new psychiatrist tries to psychoanalyze Beavis and Butt-head, and gives them some psychological tests. They fight in her office and misuse her things while she takes notes. The boys find the inkblot tests that the psychiatrist gives them to be especially stimulating, but she finds their answers disturbing. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Billy Aronson | |
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| 63 :04x06 - Jump! (Mar/24/1994) | | Beavis and Butt-head go to the bank to try and get some money. During their visit, a bank officer is arrested for embezzlement and threatens to jump off the roof. Beavis and Butt-head encourage him to jump. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Joe Stillman | |
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| 64 :04x07 - Pumping Iron (Mar/28/1994) | | Beavis and Butt-head check out the local health club on a free trial membership. They goof around on the fitness equipment, and prove to be pretty unreliable spotters. | | Director: Mike Judge | |
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| 65 :04x08 - Let's Clean It Up (Mar/31/1994) | | Mr. Buzzcut thinks Beavis and Butt-head are lacking good personal hygiene, so he sends them to the school nurse. The "nurse" is a hippie who just wants to have a groovy time with the boys. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Bo Weinberg | |
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| 66 :04x09 - 1-900-BEAVIS (Apr/04/1994) | | Beavis and Butt-head call a phone sex number, and listen to a woman's butt. They decide to get their own 900 number so they can make a little money, but find the process is more complicated than they thought. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Joe Stillman | |
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| 68 :04x11 - Blackout! (Apr/11/1994) | | The town of Highland suffers a blackout, and Beavis and Butt-head are annoyed that they can't watch TV. The boys head outside to find a working television set, and somehow end up directing traffic - a job they aren't very good at. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Joe Stillman | |
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| 70 :04x13 - The Final Judgment Of Beavis (Apr/18/1994) | | Beavis smashes his head into a wall while imitating characters he saw on TV, and has a near-death experience. He has a dream where he goes up to heaven and meets St. Peter, who tries to determine if Beavis is fit for heaven. Butt-head tries to help out by burying Beavis. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Larry Doyle | |
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| 71 :04x14 - Pool Toys (Apr/21/1994) | | Mr. Anderson hires Beavis and Butt-head to help him build a new swimming pool. While they find creative ways to mix cement, Mr. Anderson becomes lost looking for Spanish tiles. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Don London | |
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| 72 :04x15 - Madame Blavatsky (Apr/25/1994) | | Beavis and Butt-head get their fortunes told by a con woman. She becomes terrified when it appears that Beavis is the one with the psychic abilities, and can see the future in her crystal ball - and the future Beavis sees is one of war and destruction. | | Director: Mike Judge | |
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| 73 :04x16 - Beavis and Butt-head's Island (Apr/28/1994) | | To get cash so they can shop in a classy lingerie store, Beavis and Butt-head steal coins from a fountain at the mall. When the water in the fountain is turned on, they take refuge on a fake island in the center. They try to think of ways to escape from their "island", without much success. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Guy Maxtone-Graham | |
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| 74 :04x17 - Figure Drawing (May/02/1994) | | Wandering into an education center for the free food, Beavis and Butt-head join a figure-drawing class and gawk at the nude model. Even the nachos can't tear them away, until the male models come in. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Kristofor Brown (1) | |
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| 75 :04x18 - Date Bait (May/05/1994) | | Beavis and Butt-head go to the movie theater and are reunited with Lolita and Tanqueray. The ladies trick the boys into waiting outside the theater for a date, and not even two hours of sitting in a rainstorm will discourage the boys from the possibility of scoring. | | Uncredited: Tracy Grandstaff as Tanqueray and Lolita | | Director: Mike Judge | |
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| 76 :04x19 - Butt Is It Art? (May/09/1994) | | Beavis and Butt-head go on a field trip to an art museum in Mr. Van Driessen's class. They manage to misinterpret and destroy a few valuable pieces of art while they are there. | | Uncredited: Tracy Grandstaff as Daria | | Director: Mike Judge | |
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| 77 :04x20 - Right On (May/12/1994) | | A conservative talk show host named Gus Baker (who resembles Rush Limbaugh) invites Beavis and Butt-head to discuss capital punishment and music videos on his show. The boys turn out to be less than the ideal guests when their use of language causes controversy. | | Guest Stars: Gilbert Gottfried as Gus Baker | | Director: Mike Judge | |
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| 79 :04x22 - The Pipe Of Doom (May/21/1994) | | The boys loiter outside a construction site, then sneak inside to explore after the crew leaves. Butt-head crawls into a pipe and gets stuck - and the media soon broadcasts it, interviewing him and Beavis for television reports. Of course, Beavis has to explore the pipe, too. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Mike Judge, Peter Gaffney, Geoffrey Whelan | |
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| 80 :04x23 - Safe Driving (Jul/11/1994) | | In their Driver's Education class, Beavis and Butt-head watch a gory movie about the consequences of reckless driving. The film is very 1950's in style, and the two greasers who star in it look strangely familiar. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Larry Doyle | |
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| 81 :04x24 - Mr. Anderson's Balls (Jul/11/1994) | | Beavis and Butt-head search for a missing kid, but get distracted when they end up on a golf course. The boys sneak around the course and steal Mr. Anderson's golf balls at every hole. They find a way to make a little cash, but poor Mr. Anderson gets incredibly frustrated. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Kristofor Brown (1), Bo Weinberg | |
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| 82 :04x25 - Patients Patients (Jul/12/1994) | | Beavis and Butt-head wander into a Medical Center. Butt-head gets a dose of "laughing gas" and a nasty procedure done at the dentist, while Beavis gets his eyes examined by a frustrated optometrist and earns himself a lollipop. | | Director: Mike Judge | |
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| 83 :04x26 - Teen Talk (Jul/12/1994) | | Beavis and Butt-head are featured on a talk show for teens, hosted by Captain Dick Jackman. Their mood changes from annoyed to frustrated when they can't score with Lolita and Tanqueray. | | Director: Mike Judge | |
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| 84 :04x27 - Crisis Line (Jul/13/1994) | | When Mr. Van Driessen asks for volunteers to work the crisis phone line, Beavis and Butt-head volunteer, thinking they'll have girls calling and sharing their most intimate thoughts. They're supposed to be caring and helpful, but end up trying to score with a caller. | | Director: Mike Judge | |
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| 86 :04x29 - Generation In Crisis (Jul/14/1994) | | An amateur filmmaker comes to Mr. Van Driessen's class, and wants to make a documentary that shows an honest portrayal of America's youth culture. He chooses Beavis and Butt-head as his subjects, and documents their every move. "The Great Cornholio" makes a brief appearance before the camera rolls. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Peter Gaffney | |
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| 87 :04x30 - Radio Sweethearts (Jul/14/1994) | | Beavis and Butt-head win a radio station contest from KT&A. Their prize is to become guest disc jockeys for a day, but the main DJ becomes frustrated with them because of their negative personalities, and the way they goof off while on the air. | | Director: Mike Judge | |
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| 89 :04x32 - Liar! Liar! (Jul/15/1994) | | Beavis and Butt-head are accused of stealing money from the Burger World cash register. The police give them polygraph tests to determine their guilt - and the boys try to cheat. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Larry Doyle | |
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