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| 165 :07x06 - A Very Special Episode (Feb/07/1997) | | Beavis and Butt-head find a baby bird that has fallen out of its nest. At first they plan to eat it, but Stuart's dad convinces them to take care of it and drives them to the vet. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Larry Doyle | | Songs: Toadies -- "Possum Kingdom" | |
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| 166 :07x07 - Dumbasses Anonymous (Feb/07/1997) | | Mr. Buzzcut brings a speaker from AA into class to teach the students about the dangers of alcohol. Beavis and Butt-head think that if they go to AA too, they could possibly score some beer. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Etan Cohen (1) | | Songs: Helium -- "Pat's Trick" | |
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| 167 :07x08 - Underware (Feb/14/1997) | | Beavis and Butt-head go to the Grand Opening of a lingerie store. They figure if they fondle a bra, that later when the bra is actually worn by a woman, they will have had their hands where her boobs will be. This arouses them, so they fondle every item in the store. | | Songs: Madonna -- Secret | |
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| 168 :07x09 - Head Lice (Feb/14/1997) | | Beavis and Butt-head find themselves with head lice, and try to come up with a way to get rid of them without paying for an expensive prescription shampoo. | | Songs: The Beastie Boys -- Sabotage | |
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| 169 :07x10 - Cyber-Butt (Feb/21/1997) | | Beavis and Butt-head harass Stewart until he agrees to help them access pornography on the school computer. They view activities that are illegal in the state of Texas, making the school's librarian faint. | | Songs: The Prodigy -- Poison | |
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| 172 :07x13 - Pierced (Feb/28/1997) | | Beavis and Butt-head think they would look studly if they had skull earrings, but they aren't smart enough to figure out how to pierce their own ears. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Bo Weinberg | | Songs: MC 900 Ft Jesus -- "If I Only Had A Brain" | |
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| 173 :07x14 - A Great Day (Mar/07/1997) | | Beavis and Butt-head have the perfect day - school is canceled, Stewart doesn't want to hang out with them, they find porn in a dumpster, Todd beats up a preppy, and a suspicious neighbor pays them to "forget" about the blood on his sidewalk. | | Songs: Elastica -- Connection | |
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| 176 :07x17 - Nothing Happening (Mar/14/1997) | | Beavis and Butt-head lose their television reception, so they fall asleep. They snooze right through four disasters that tear up Highland. | | Songs: Tom Jones (1) -- If I Only Knew | |
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| 177 :07x18 - Take A Lap (Mar/28/1997) | | Beavis and Butt-head watch a fitness nut in a TV infomercial. Seeking a butt like his, they go jogging and drink a protein mixture that they concoct over at Stewart's house. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Bo Weinberg | | Songs: Skatman John -- "Skatman" | |
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| 178 :07x19 - Shortcuts (Mar/28/1997) | | When leaving Highland High for the day, Beavis and Butt-head miss their school bus. Butt-head thinks he knows a short cut, but his route turns out to be more of a "long cut". | | Songs: Henry Rollins -- Disconnect | |
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| 181 :07x22 - Woodshop (Jul/25/1997) | | Beavis and Butt-head really enjoy their wood shop class until Beavis saws off a body part. The boys end up having to take a little trip to the hospital so Beavis doesn't bleed to death. | | Songs: Sugartooth -- "Sold My Fortune" | |
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| 182 :07x23 - T.V. Violence (Jul/25/1997) | | Stewart's parents have a satellite dish installed, and Beavis and Butt-head want to watch all the violent programming the dish provides. Unfortunately for them, Stewart's mom doesn't approve. | Director: Mike Judge Writer: Guy Maxtone-Graham | | Songs: R.E.M. -- Shiny Happy People | |
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| 183 :07x24 - Canned (Aug/01/1997) | | Beavis and Butt-head stumble upon a single can of root beer, and wonder: can a can of soda explode if you shake it up? They find out. | | Songs: Shaggy -- Boombastic | |
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| 184 :07x25 - Garage Band (Aug/01/1997) | | Beavis and Butt-head attempt to start their own garage band, with a little help from Mr. Van Driessen. They even choose a band name and line up a gig. But, since they are Beavis and Butt-head, their band breaks up in its first day of existence, so all they have are the memories. | | Songs: Soundgarden -- Black Hole Sun | |
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| 186 :07x27 - The Miracle That Is Beavis (Aug/08/1997) | | Beavis sees an ad on TV for a motivational speaker promoting his book. Despite Butt-head's doubts, Beavis goes to see the speaker, and believes he can get what he wants out of life, if he can "seize the power." | |
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| 187 :07x28 - Shopping Cart (Aug/15/1997) | | Beavis and Butt-head are playing with a shopping cart in a parking lot, and get hit by a car. The owner gets out and gives them $10 not to tell his insurance company, even though the boys aren't hurt. They see this as a potential moneymaking operation. | | Songs: Stone Temple Pilots -- Vasoline | |
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| 188 :07x29 - Inventors (Aug/15/1997) | | Beavis and Butt-head see infomercials on television, and decide to invent their own product to sell on an infomercial. The best they can do is the "Butt Scratcher 2000." | | Writer: Guy Maxtone-Graham | | Songs: Tori Amos -- God | |
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| 190 :07x31 - Drinking Butt-ies (Aug/22/1997) | | Beavis and Butt-head follow Todd to find out what makes him so cool. Todd goes to a party and gets smashed, and is willing to divulge the secrets of his coolness to the boys after he throws up. | | Songs: Weezer -- Buddy Holly | |
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| 191 :07x32 - Work Is Death (Nov/04/1997) | | The boys' boss tells them what worker's compensation is, and they decide that staying home and still getting paid sounds pretty sweet. Beavis lets Butt-head beat him up, and they even try staging some "accidents," but despite his injuries, poor Beavis is still healthy enough to work. | Director: Tony Kluck Writer: Scott Sonneborn, Andy Rheingold | | Songs: Foo Fighters -- I'll Stick Around | |
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| 192 :07x33 - Breakdown (Nov/04/1997) | | Beavis and Butt-head are so bad, and so annoying, that they finally send Principal McVicker over the edge and make him totally crazy. He checks into a mental institution, but he still cannot escape the insanity of Beavis and Butt-head. | | Songs: Dr. Dre -- Keep Their Heads Ringin' | |
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| 193 :07x34 - Graduation Day (Nov/18/1997) | | Beavis and Butt-head are excited when Mr. Van Driessen stages a mock "graduation ceremony" to motivate his students. The boys don't realize it's not their real high school graduation, so they think they're done with school and can begin their futures. | Director: Yvette Kaplan Writer: Guy Maxtone-Graham | | Songs: Janet Jackson -- You Want This | |
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| 194 :07x35 - The Future Of Beavis and Butt-head (Nov/18/1997) | | Beavis and Butt-head visit the school's guidance counselor, who helps them try to determine what lies in store for them after high school. Beavis imagines a career in the army, and Butt-head pictures himself acting in TV commercials. | | Songs: Sir Mix-a-lot -- Ride, Hum -- Stars | |
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| 195 :07x36 - Speech Therapy (Nov/18/1997) | | Beavis and Butt-head return to school after being suspended, and since their class is on a field trip, Principal McVicker sticks them in a speech therapy class. The boys manage to find ways to get aroused in class, and use the speech exercises as an excuse to say dirty words. | Director: Geoffrey Johnson (1) Writer: Geoffrey Johnson (1) | |
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| 197 :07x38 - Butt Flambé (Nov/25/1997) | | Beavis has somehow burned his butt, and Butt-head takes him to the hospital. As Beavis is being treated for his injury, Butt-head impersonates a doctor and enjoys his time in the hospital. | | Songs: Vanilla Ice -- I Love You | |
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| 198 :07x39 - Our Founding Losers (Nov/25/1997) | | After catching Beavis and Butt-head playing with an American flag, Mr. Buzzcut makes them write a report on the nation's founding fathers. They fall asleep and dream of what they would do if they actually were Paul Revere, Ben Franklin, and Abe Lincoln. | |
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