Enticed by the prospect of attracting women who adore the Twlight films, the duo seek out to become one of the undead.
Beavis & Butthead decide to approach a father for his daughter's hand.
Beavis & Butthead stumble into a job for tech support.
When Beavis accidentally drives a screw into his hand, the boys need to go to the hospital to get it removed by a doctor. When the doctor gives Beavis his painkillers, he takes an overdose which causes the return of the great Cornholio.
The boys go on a field trip to a military base and wind up in the virtual pilot seats of drone planes on a Middle Eastern mission.
The boys make a documentary about teen obesity. Later, Butt-head makes the realization that he and Beavis will get paid even when they're using the bathroom at work.
An oil spill draws hippies to the shoreline, and Beavis and Butt-head go green in an effort to get friendly with the females. Also: a rat shows up, and they want Burger World to have one too.
Songs: Battles feat. Gary Numan -- My Machines, Oh Land -- White Nights
The apocalypse comes and goes, leaving Beavis and Butt-head behind. They hope that their odds of scoring are increased now that they're the last men on Earth. Later, they try to use religion to get out of class.
Songs: Plain White T's -- 1, 2, 3, 4
The boys are mistaken for drug dealers when they visit an adult-film set; Beavis photocopies his backside on the school's new printer.
Songs: Benny Benassi feat. Gary Go -- Cinema
Beavis and Butt-head go for a joyride with an unwitting used-car salesman. Later, they become bounty hunters.
Songs: Yolanda Be Cool & Dcup -- We No Speak Americano, Avi Buffalo -- What's In It For?
Beavis and Butt-head doze off on the school bus and time travel to 1832. Later, they set up a massage stand in the mall.
Principal McVicker decides to teach Beavis and Butt-head a lesson after he catches them cheating on a big test. Later, the boys find themselves on the witness stand.
The boys try going to a bordello, but it's not what it seems. Later, they get trapped in an elevator with a beautiful woman.