Babes R Us - Recap

Beavis and Butt-head are watching two chicks fight on American Gladiators, when a commercial airs for "Babes R Us", a female wrestling bar. The boys realize they have work to do if they're going to wrestle these girls and not look pathetic.

They put on shorts and bikini tops, and use the garden hose to make a mud pit in the front yard. They begin hitting each other with baseball bats topped with boxing gloves. Butt-head beats Beavis, then Beavis rushes Butt-head, picks him up, and throws him in the mud pit. They are still hitting each other when Daria walks by and sees them. She asks them what they are doing and why they are wearing bikini tops. Butt-head tells her they're going to get a real woman down at "Babes R Us".

Finally Butt-head performs the last and most intense move on Beavis - he pins Beavis's arms and removes his bikini top. The boys think they are now ready to take on the babes.

They arrive at the wrestling arena, and marvel at what they are about to do. They peek in the window and see two beautiful girls grabbing men in the wrestling pits. When they try to go in, they are stopped by the box-office attendant who asks their ages. They try speaking in a lower tone of voice to sound older, but the attendant isn't fooled, and won't let them in. The boys threaten him, so he calls a bouncer, who throws them out.

The boys are angry, so they hit a bus stop sign with their punching bats, and Butt-head tries to hit on a lady waiting for the bus. She blows a whistle and the bouncer comes back out and beats them up again.

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