(The boys are watching Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself" video)
Beavis: This guy does everything by himself.
Butt-head: Hey, I detect masturbatory overtones.
Beavis and Butt-head: (singing) Playing with myself... oh oh... playing with myself!
Butt-head: He's talking about choking his chicken.
Beavis: Yeah. He's talking about spanking his monkey.
Butt-head: Uh yeah, we have bad colds. Probably like, ammonia, or something.
Beavis: So we need, ah.... rest, fluids, and the leading description cold remedy. A big bottle.
Doctor: Well, we'll see, Mr. ah, Butt-head. How 'bout we start with you. Just hop up on the table over there and and let me take a quick look in your ear, okay?
(Doctor looks up from her chart, stunned)
Doctor: Uh, well, what I actually said Mr. Butt-head was in your ear (Butt-head has pulled down his underwear with his butt in the air) not in your rear.
Doctor: All right then, you can get dressed now if you'd like. In fact, I'd really appreciate if you'd do it as quickly as possible.