The boys are in Spanish class, and answer all the teacher's questions with Mexican food menu items because they don't know any Spanish. They can't even put together a sentence in Spanish, so the teacher kicks them out. In their next class, the boys laugh over classmates' names, especially "Daniel Buttkiss", so they get kicked out of that class as well. Then, in science class, when the teacher says the words "sex" and "sperm", they laugh so hard, she sends them to the Principal's office too. McVicker is so angry about their laughter, that he was going to suspend them, but realizes that they'd just enjoy the time off from school. So he tells them he has a better idea, as he drinks from a booze bottle he had in his desk.
In Mr. Buzzcut's class, Buzzcut announces that Beavis and Butt-head aren't allowed to laugh for a whole week. If they do, they'll be sent to an alternative high school where the other delinquents will kick their asses on a daily basis. Mr. Buzzcut announces gleefully that it is "Sex Ed" week, and proceeds to loudly say words like penis, vagina, and testicles. Butt-head has to put his hand over his mouth to hold back his laughter, as Buzzcut discusses venereal disease just six inches from Butt-head's face. The boys can barely contain their laughter. Just when their about to lose it, Buzzcut then takes role, and sure enough, Daniel Buttkiss is in this class too, along with classmates with last names like Gaylord and Hymen. The boys looks as if they'll explode with laughter.
When the bell rings at the end of the day, Beavis and Butt-head burst out of the school doors, red faced and sweating from trying to hold in their giggles.
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