Mr. Buzzcut: Everybody thinks babies are cute. Cute! Well, they are not so damned cute when they are yours, I'll tell you that right now. Crapping and puking all over you. They cost a damn fortune to feed and clothe, and all they end up doing is making you miserable, like you people are doing to your parents right now.
Butt-head: (to his sugar-baby) I'm gonna slap you around like a red-headed stepchild! (laughs)
Butt-head: (reading report) ...and so it is with utmost regret that I must report that our baby was stolen by gypsies in the night.
Beavis: Yeah. Sorry 'bout that.