Sperm Bank - Recap

Beavis and Butt-head are flipping through the channels on TV when they see an expose on the "Helping Hand Sperm Bank". They see the reporter knocking on the bathroom door, trying to get the president of the sperm bank to speak on camera, and demanding to know where the company gets its sperm. They boys decide they can donate a little sperm too.

Their local sperm bank is called "Stork in a Bottle". They walk up to the receptionist, and when she asks how she can help them, they turn bright red, begin laughing, and are too embarrassed to answer.

They follow her to a room, and in their excitement, knock over a cart full of sperm samples. Once in the room, she gives them each a written exam to ensure they are desirable sperm donor candidates. During the test, Beavis sleeps and drools, they copy off of each other, and they doodle on the answer sheets.

Meanwhile, in the hall, a doctor sees the overturned cart with the spilled sperm samples, and realizes that he needs sperm immediately. Despite the fact that the boys haven't finished their tests, the doctor tells them he wants their sperm - right now.

In the next scene, Butt-head hands the nurse a container, and tells her "There's more where that came from". Beavis didn't know he was supposed to use a container.

The doctor is counseling Stewart's parents about sperm donation in order to assist them in becoming pregnant. Stewart's dad seems angry and insulted about having to listen to the doctor's speech. The doctor is trying to calm their concerns, saying that the donors must pass a rigorous intelligence test, when from outside the door, they can all hear Butt-head say, "Maybe you need to do that with two hands, Beavis!"

They all rush into the hall to see Beavis juggling glass beakers, and breaking several of them. The doctor tells the boys they will have to pay for them, and Butt-head asks if he wants cash, or if he wants him to go "spank the monkey" again. Stewart's dad is furious that these are the sperm donors, and as he rushes to hit the boys, he slips on the broken glass and falls.

The boys head out to spend their hard-earned cash, and decide to buy some dirty magazines. They walk off into the sunset, each carrying a stack of porn.

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