Recap
Beavis and Butt-head are walking down the street eating nachos, when they approach a house with a dog chained out in front. The dog breaks its chain, and runs up to the boys, growling and baring its teeth. The boys drop their nachos in surprise. They're trying to decide what to do, when the dog bites down on Beavis' leg and shakes it, dragging him to the ground. Butt-head just stands by and laughs...
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Episode Quotes
(The boys are in Mr. Buzzcut's classroom, showing off Beavis' injury)
Butthead: Huh huh... Do you wanna touch his bone?
Beavis: Yeah, touch it. He he, he he.
Kid #1: (pokes his finger into the wound and wiggles it. Beavis shrieks) Cool!
Mr. Buzzcut: Do you gentlemen have a problem? Do you wish to enlighten the class as to what is festering on your leg, Beavis?
Beavis: Heh heh... Dog bite. Heh heh heh.
Mr. Buzzcut: (notices the foam on Beavis' mouth) Well, I thought you looked rabid, boy! Now listen close! Get the hell out of my classroom before you infect anyone else with your sickness! You stink of death!
Doctor: Now Rod, I don't suppose you brought the animal with you?
Butt-head: Uh... He wasn't, like, very friendly.
Beavis: Yeah. He doesn't like me.
Doctor: Well, we'll have to find him anyway. In a suspected case of rabies, the animal has to be destroyed of course. And to check for presence of the disease, we cut off the head and dissect the brain.
Butt-head: (eyes wide) Whoa!!! That's cool!
Doctor: Actually, yes, it IS kinda cool.