Beavis and Butt-head are watching a movie on TV called "Iron Justice", and decide to imitate the characters. Beavis tries to smash through a wall like the cyborg cop in the movie, and knocks himself unconscious. Butt-head thinks he's just being a wuss, so he kicks him in the butt...Read the full recap
(Mr. Anderson's poodle, Collete, sniffs Beavis' corpse)
Butt-head: Hey, get away from there! (Butt-head shoos her away with his shovel) Beavis is NOT dog food. He's WORM food.
St. Peter: And then when you were four, you mutilated an action figure in a most disturbing manner.
Beavis: Oh yeah! That was cool.
St. Peter: No, it sucked. When you were five, you and your friend, Butt-head, passed out chocolate laxatives in your kindergarten class.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! That was REALLY cool!
St. Peter: No Beavis. That also sucked.
Beavis: What do you know, ass-wipe?
St. Peter: I know everything, butt munch!
St. Peter: And then, on the third day of the fourth month or your twelfth year, you touched yourself in an impure manner.
Beavis: You saw THAT?
St. Peter: (sighs) We see everything.
Beavis: No way! I had the covers over me!