Madame Blavatsky - Recap

Beavis and Butt-head are walking down the street, wishing they had a limo, when they see a sign for Madame Blavatsky, a fortune teller. When the boys go in, the fortune teller is on the phone arguing with someone in a rough voice. But as soon as she seems them, her changes her voice to make it sound exotically European. She tells them that she knows all, and "guesses" that they are students in high school, which impresses them. The she predicts they don't get good grades either, which convinces them that she is an authentic psychic.

She tells Butt-head he will be a very rich, important man someday. He wants to know if he'll ever get chicks, so she tells him that many beautiful women will beg for his favors. Suddenly, Beavis gazes into her crystal ball, and gets excited. He sees tanks, destruction, people screaming, and Madame Blavatsky becomes worried, thinking Beavis can see the end of the world. What neither she nor Beavis realizes is that her television, showing a CNN report from war-torn country, is being reflected off the crystal ball.

Walking home, Beavis has his head wrapped up in a fortune teller turban. Butt-head tells Beavis that he didn't know he was psychic, then Beavis reminds him of all the tests the school psychologist made him take. Butt-head reminds him that they said he was psycho, not psychic. Butt-head says he can tell the future too, and predicts that Beavis will be smacked. Then he smacks Beavis, hard, and they fight in the street.

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