Recap
Beavis and Butt-head go to the movie theater to see the latest film by action star "Jean Gary Diablo". While standing out front, they see Lolita and Tanqueray walk up. The girls ask them if they can be their "dates". Beavis and Butt-head ask the girls if they have to buy them stuff, but the girls tell them that the boys can just give them their movie tickets, and then the girls will go inside and open the back door so Beavis and Butt-head can sneak in. When the boys ask how they know the girls will let them in, the girls say they will hold the boys' money for "collateral". ..
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Butt-head: Uh... How do we know you're gonna let us in?
Lolita: Well, give us your money.
Tanqueray: Yeah. For collateral. (grabs tickets from Butt-head's hand)
Butt-head: (eyes wide) Whoa! They're pretty smart, dude.
Beavis: Yeah. That's why they're going out with us.
Beavis: Hey Butt-head. I bet those chicks are gonna wanna hold hands with us.
Butt-head: Yeah. But that's not all they'll hold.
Beavis: Yeah. Yeah. They'll hold our popcorn and stuff too.
Butt-head: Beavis, are you sure you're ready for this? Dumbass.
Butt-head: Those chicks were pretty lucky they found us.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. It's like, a good man is hard to find.
Butt-head: You said, 'hard.'