Date Bait - Recap

Beavis and Butt-head go to the movie theater to see the latest film by action star "Jean Gary Diablo". While standing out front, they see Lolita and Tanqueray walk up. The girls ask them if they can be their "dates". Beavis and Butt-head ask the girls if they have to buy them stuff, but the girls tell them that the boys can just give them their movie tickets, and then the girls will go inside and open the back door so Beavis and Butt-head can sneak in. When the boys ask how they know the girls will let them in, the girls say they will hold the boys' money for "collateral".

So Beavis and Butt-head agree, give the girls their movie tickets and money, then stand by the back door and wait for the girls to let them in. It seems to be taking a long time, but the boys figure the girls are just putting on some extra make-up so they will look hot for their date. The boys stand there for hours, shivering through a cold and windy rainstorm, waiting for the girls, hoping they'll get to score.

Finally, the movie lets out, and the boys see Lolita and Tanqueray exit the theater with Todd and another guy. The boys ask them if they are ready for their date, but the girls tell them the movie is over. Then Todd tells them if it weren't raining, he'd kick their asses.

The boys then try to sneak into the theater through the open door, but the usher catches them, and tosses them back outside.

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