The school bus pulls away, and Mr. Van Driessen is standing outside the art museum with his class. As he's lecturing them on appropriate museum behavior, Beavis and Butt-head wander over to an abstract sculpture and climb up onto it, causing it to collapse. Van Driessen doesn't notice, and praises the sculpture's deep meaning.
Inside, the class admires a nude male figure, and Butt-head comments on the sculpture's "hardness". They walk into a painting gallery, where Beavis is enthralled with a face in a Picasso painting. They critique a Dali painting, thinking Van Driessen said, "Dolly". Beavis pulls a marker from the security guard's pocket and draws larger breasts on the female figure. Butt-head makes them even larger.
They see another female nude painting, and Butt-head thinks it would be cool to own it, so Beavis walks over, crosses the velvet rope, and pulls it off the wall. The nearby security guard is furious with them for crossing the velvet rope, but she doesn't seem to notice or care that they just stole a painting, so the boys walk off with their treasure. While Van Driessen lectures about artists, the boys stare at their stolen painting. They use scissors to cut out the figure's boobs and her butt, to take home.
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