Recap
To promote the school's food drive, TV personality Captain Jackman arrives at Highland High to see how the Honor Society spelled out the word "cares" with cans. But when the word is unveiled, it says "sucks" instead. McVicker is furious, and pulls the boys into his office. He says the boys either get detention, or they go on Captain Jackman's TV show, called Teen Talk, and confess what they've done. Of course, they choose to go on TV...
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Episode Quotes
Butt-head: Hey baby. You're pretty hot. You should like, be on a video or something.
Lolita: I AM on a video. Like I wouldn't be here if my principal hadn't rented it.
Butt-head: Settle down, Beavis.
Beavis: (freaking out) No, no Butt-head! No, I can't settle down. It's not fair! We're not gonna score!
It's like, we'll get cars, and like, we'll have like, a job, and we'll like, hafta go like, go like, mow lawns and like, scrub the grill, and we're not gonna score! Ever!
Teen Talk Staff: Hey!
Beavis: Never! (screams)
Teen Talk Staff: Hey! I warned you about that! Don't make me come up there (shakes fist)
Beavis: Shut up ass-wipe! You probably score!
Cultural References
Visual: Led Zeppelin T-shirt
The kid on the Teen Talk Stage on the far left is wearing a green Led Zeppelin T-shirt. Led Zeppelin is an English rock band that infused their music with folk, jazz, blues, reggae, Celtic, and many other styles of music. Led Zeppelin's music is still very influential today. The kid's shirt features the logo of Led Zeppelin's Swan Song Record label.