To promote the school's food drive, TV personality Captain Jackman arrives at Highland High to see how the Honor Society spelled out the word "cares" with cans. But when the word is unveiled, it says "sucks" instead. McVicker is furious, and pulls the boys into his office. He says the boys either get detention, or they go on Captain Jackman's TV show, called Teen Talk, and confess what they've done. Of course, they choose to go on TV.
On the set, all the kids are warned to behave on camera. Lolita and Tanqueray sit right in front of the boys, and Butt-head hits on Lolita. Captain Jackman goes through some of the kids on the stage, asking them what their parents do that makes them mad. Lolita is bored, so she asks if they all want to go make out behind the risers. Just as the boys are sneaking off to meet the girls, Captain Jackman asks them a question on camera. Beavis gets angry, thinking he'll never score. He starts to throw a fit on camera. One of the show staff jumps up there and begins to beat him into submission.
The boys then have to dig asbestos out of the school ceiling as punishment. They think maybe now they can score, since they've been on TV.
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