The Great Cornholio - Recap

Beavis and Butt-head walk to Stewart's house, because they hear he had diarrhea. Stewart's mom thanks them for being willing to pick up his homework. She asks if they've had breakfast, gives them some breakfast burritos, then leaves to take some more toilet paper to Stewart. The boys take bites of their breakfast burritos, then spit them out, appalled that there are eggs in them. Disappointed in the burritos, they begin going through the cupboards, looking for something better to eat. Beavis finds the sweets cupboard and begins frantically munching on cookies and candy. He begins to freak out.

Once at school, in Mr. Van Driessen's class, Beavis is still throwing a fit, hyper from all the sugar he's consumed. He's shaking and making odd noises. He pulls his shirt up over his head and begins pacing in the classroom. Van Driessen tries to get Beavis to sit back down, but then Beavis announces that he's "Cornholio". He walks over to Daria and asks her for TP for his bunghole, but she shoos him off. Beavis then walks out of class.

Wandering down the hall, he is still asserting that his name is Cornholio, and offers to show the janitor his bunghole. Back in class, Van Driessen expresses his concern for Beavis, so Butt-head tells him about all the sugar Beavis had. Out in the hall, Beavis stares at the door to the girls' restroom, then goes inside. No one is in there, but shouts his mottoes again. When he receives no answer, he gets down on the floor and looks under the stalls.

The Spanish teacher is giving a lesson when Beavis bursts into his class and gives his Cornholio announcement there. The teacher asks for his hall pass, and when Beavis responds aggressively, then tells Beavis to go to the Principal's office.

Mr. McVicker lectures Beavis, who seems to have finally calmed down, enough to apologize. As McVicker talks, Beavis begins eating candy from his desk. McVicker is so impressed with Beavis' apology, that he lets him go back to class without punishment, but on the way out, the sugar kicks in and Beavis becomes Cornholio again, and goes back out to wander the halls of Highland High.

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