The students are in a school assembly, and Principal McVicker introduces Mr. Clark Cobb and his sock puppet, "Socko", who are there to talk to them about the Christian Businessmen's annual charity walkathon. Cobb isn't much of a puppeteer, and the only student who finds Socko the sock puppet amusing, is Stewart. ..Read the full recap
Stewart: Socko's great!
Butt-head: Socko's got a hand up his butt.
Clark Cobb: Each step you take is like a kick in Satan's keister!
Daria: Hello boys. Ahhh... learning how to drink from a cup, Beavis?
Beavis: Shut up.... Diarrhea.