Butt-head: We're gonna get big wieners.
Beavis: Yeah. Boiiiiiiing!
Beavis: We need bigger thingies.
Doctor: Hmm.... well, I've never done an enlargement. Most of my patients have either asked for a reduction in size or a slightly different shape.
Butt-head: They're stupid.
Beavis: Yeah. Size is everything.
(The boys are in the hospital after their surgery)
Butt-head: Hey Beavis.
Butt-head: Our wieners are bigger.
Beavis: Oh yeah!
Butt-head: (looks under his covers) Mine looks bigger, dude.
Beavis: Yeah. (looks under his own covers) Me too!
Butt-head: Now I need a bigger hand.
TV Announcer: Welcome to "Hard Story."
This is a spoof of the show, Hard Copy, a TV news magazine show.