Beavis: That's a good idea, Butt-head. Where do you get these ideas?
Butt-head: They come from my wiener.
Todd: This party looks more like a daycare center for little baby girls!
Butt-head: (holds up the bottle of liquor) The hard stuff rules!
Beavis: Yeah, we're gonna score!
News Anchor on TV: One unidentified official claimed that, quote, 'These parties were known for their wild, rowdy behavior, and any women in attendance should have expected that the men would tear their clothes off and cop a feel.'
The news anchor is referring to the 1991 Navy aviators' Tailhook convention in Las Vegas, where female civilians were sexually abused by a group of drunken navy pilots.
Stewart: (to his two youth group friends)
Okay.... maybe MacGyver COULD beat Michael in a fight, but it doesn't matter, because no one is smarter than a computerized car.
Stewart is referring to the TV characters Angus MacGyver from the show MacGyver
, and Michael Knight from the show Knight Rider