Episode Quotes
Betsy: Hi Mr. Butt-head. Betsy Wiener. Decency in Media.
Butt-head: Uh... what's your name?
Betsy: Betsy Wiener.
Butt-head: (laughs)
Betsy: I spoke to the doctor, he said you boys were injured after imitating something you saw on TV. Could you tell me about it?
Butt-head: We were watching this TV show that had this, like, old dude with long hair and glasses.
Betsy: Howard Stern?
Butt-head: Hey Beavis, you know what rules about hospitals?
Beavis: All the free ice cream?
Butt-head: No. You don't have to get out of bed to take a whiz.