Beavis and Butt-head are dozing on the couch, and the Today Show
isn't holding their interest. Butt-head begins to dream that he's a contestant on the show Love Connection
, and he and his date are discussing their first impressions of each other. The girl, Heather, says that Butt-head took her to the Kwik-Mart for their date, and Butt-head says he bought her nachos. Evidently that allowed Butt-head to score. ..Read the full recap
Chuck: Heather, tell us about your date.
Heather: Well, when he first showed up I though, he's cute, and built, and kinda sensitive.
(Chuck turns to Butt-head, on the monitor)
Chuck: Butt-head, first impression?
Butt-head: Well Chuck, I thought she had big thingees.
Guru: Patience, my son. Have you forgotten your lessons so quickly?
Beavis: But master, does not the fire need water too? Does not the mountain need the storm? Does not your scrotum need kicking?
Oprah: Butt-head, over five hundred girls have had sex with you. How do you explain the attraction?
Butt-head: (surrounded by girls) Uh.... Just look at me! (audience claps as he hits on the girl next to him) Hey, baby.
Butt-head: (looking like Captain Picard, to Beavis, looking like Commander Riker) Number One, I order you to go take a number two.
Beavis: Aye aye, Captain!