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Beavis and Butt-head fall asleep on the couch. They sleep right through school, and have bizarre dreams where they are on various television shows, like Oprah, Star Trek, The Dating Game, and The Brady Bunch.
Beavis and Butt-head are dozing on the couch, and the Today Show
isn't holding their interest. Butt-head begins to dream that he's a contestant on the show Love Connection
, and he and his date are discussing their first impressions of each other. The girl, Heather, says that Butt-head took her to the Kwik-Mart for their date, and Butt-head says he bought her nachos. Evidently that allowed Butt-head to score. ..Read the full recap
Chuck: Heather, tell us about your date.
Heather: Well, when he first showed up I though, he's cute, and built, and kinda sensitive.
(Chuck turns to Butt-head, on the monitor)
Chuck: Butt-head, first impression?
Butt-head: Well Chuck, I thought she had big thingees.
Guru: Patience, my son. Have you forgotten your lessons so quickly?
Beavis: But master, does not the fire need water too? Does not the mountain need the storm? Does not your scrotum need kicking?
Oprah: Butt-head, over five hundred girls have had sex with you. How do you explain the attraction?
Butt-head: (surrounded by girls) Uh.... Just look at me! (audience claps as he hits on the girl next to him) Hey, baby.
Butt-head: (looking like Captain Picard, to Beavis, looking like Commander Riker) Number One, I order you to go take a number two.
Beavis: Aye aye, Captain!