Beavis and Butt-head are dozing on the couch, and the
Today Show isn't holding their interest. Butt-head begins to dream that he's a contestant on the show
Love Connection, and he and his date are discussing their first impressions of each other. The girl, Heather, says that Butt-head took her to the Kwik-Mart for their date, and Butt-head says he bought her nachos. Evidently that allowed Butt-head to score.
Meanwhile, Beavis is dreaming about being in a room full of candles, being mentored by an Asian Guru who is teaching him about martial arts and philosophy. Beavis is bald, and dressed in a simple robe just like the Guru. Beavis kicks his mentor in the groin, causing him to go down.
Next, Butt-head dreams about being on
The Oprah Winfrey Show, where Oprah is interviewing him about the large number of women he's slept with. Beavis wakes hm up, interrupting his dream to tell him that they've missed school. Butt-head doesn't care, and they both fall back asleep.
Butt-head's next dream is about being the captain on the Starship Enterprise, on
Star Trek, The Next Generation. He orders Deanna Troi to show him her boobs. Beavis walks up, having a beard and clothing that resembles Commander Riker, and Butt-head orders him to go use the bathroom.
At that time, Beavis is dreaming of being a highway patrolman, pulling people over and kicking their asses. When they finally wake up, they're exhausted from their busy day of dreaming, so they go to sleep. They wake up to the
Today Show, and go right back to sleep again.
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