(Butt-head shows Beavis a stretched out coat-hanger)
Butt-head: Say hello to the Butt Scratcher 2000.
Beavis: Does it really work? 'Cause I could use one of those!
Butt-head: (to Mr. Anderson) Sir, what if I told you I had an invention that could change your whole life? Something that could put a smile on your butt.
Beavis: Yeah yeah... You know, just because you can't see your bunghole doesn't mean you should ignore it.
Maxi-Mart Clerk: Five bucks for a hanger? How stupid do you think I am?
Butt-head: Uh... Well let me ask you this: Do you think your butt is stupid?