1 :01x01 - Frog Baseball

Beavis and Butt-head use a frog as a baseball.

2 :01x02 - Peace, Love & Understanding

Beavis and Butt-head attend the Monster Truck Trashathon.

3 :01x03 - Blood Drive

Beavis and Butt-head want to earn a little cash, so they try donating blood. But when the nurse gets distracted, they end up donating a little TOO much blood.

4 :01x04 - Door-to-Door

For a project in Mr. Van Driessen's class, Beavis and Butt-head go to door-to-door collecting cash donations for the poor. They don't have much success seeking donations, until one of the homes they visit houses a dominatrix.

5 :01x05 - Sign Here

Beavis and Butt-head's hippie teacher, Mr. Van Driessen, has them take around a petition to stop a furrier from coming to town. The boys don't have much luck collecting signatures, so they get creative.

6 :01x06 - Balloon

Beavis and Butt-head purchase helium balloons which they plan to use to kill dolphins at a local marine park. First, they play with the helium, then, Beavis falls into the shark tank and has a completely different kind of "accident."

7 :02x01 - Scientific Stuff

A teacher assigns Daria to work with Beavis and Butt-head on a science project, but clever Daria makes Beavis and Butt-head the subject of the experiment.

8 :02x02 - Good Credit

Beavis steals Mr. Anderson's credit card, and the boys take it to a pet store where they purchase some furry and feathered new friends. Meanwhile, Mr. Anderson tries to check into his hotel while on a trip to the Oddfellows Convention, but soon finds he has no way to pay for his room.

9 :02x03 - Burger World

While working at Burger World, Beavis and Butt-head fry up some unsavory items, take turns dipping their fingers into the hot oil, and "borrow" a little money from the cash register. Mr. Anderson is completely unsatisfied with their service.

10 :02x04 - Baby Makes Uh, Three

Mr. Buzzcut assigns the students to pair up and take care of a "sugar baby" to give them a taste of parenthood. Since no girl wants to partner up with either Beavis or Butt-head, they pair up together, slap their "baby" around, and give it a bath in a stream.

11 :02x05 - Beware of the Butt

Beavis and Butt-head go to see a drive-in movie. They cause mischief in the snack bar, then harass a couple having sex in their van. Butt-head angers the woman inside, and she's out for revenge.

12 :02x06 - At the Sideshow

Beavis and Butt-head visit a carnival in hopes of seeing the sideshow freaks, and catch Tiffany The Rubber Band Lady's double-jointed performance. Due to a little misunderstanding, the carnies soon have them working as the "Chicken-Head-Biting, Siamese-Twin Geeks."

13 :02x07 - Customers Suck

Beavis and Butt-head spend a day working at Burger World. They play with the deep fat fryer, take orders at the drive-through window, and try to help customers at the front counter.

14 :02x08 - Sick

Beavis and Butt-head want to "feel good", so they go to the doctor to get prescriptions for alcohol-laced cold remedies that will make them high. They're embarrassed to be mostly naked in front of the lady doctor, who denies them a prescription for cold medicine and gives them a different treatment altogether.

15 :02x09 - Home Improvement

Mr. Anderson hires Beavis and Butt-head to paint his house. Of course, they end up sniffing the paint thinner, and while under its influence, don't exactly do the best job. Mr. Anderson has to give their descriptions to the police.

16 :02x10 - Way Down Mexico Way (1)

Beavis and Butt-head decide to hitchhike down to Mexico so they can purchase illegal fireworks, but find themselves used as drug-smuggling mules on the way home.

17 :02x11 - Way Down Mexico Way (2)

Beavis and Butt-head are the presenters for "Best Metal Hard Rock Video." Beavis burns the award with his lighter.

18 :02x12 - At the Movies

Beavis and Butt-head hang out at the drive-in theater, where they cause trouble with explosives in the bathroom, raid the snack counter, and anger a security guard with an itchy trigger finger.

19 :02x13 - No Laughing (1)

Beavis and Butt-head get laugh attacks in class. Principal McVicker threatens to expel them or send them to a dangerous alternative school if they continue laughing in class. Of course, since they're headed off to Mr. Buzzcut's sex education lecture, trying not to laugh will be difficult.

20 :02x14 - No Laughing (2)

In the Summer of 1993, this television commercial compared the original Moronathon to Woodstock, and similar summer music festivals.

21 :02x15 - The Butt-head Experience

While working at Burger World, Butt-head dozes off and has a dream that he and Beavis are rock stars, playing in front of a huge crowd. Strangely, they have no actual instruments, but the crowd doesn't seem to mind.

22 :02x16 - Lawn & Garden

Mr. Anderson hires Beavis and Butt-head to prune his trees, but of course they nearly destroy his property when they find "pruning" is easier with a chainsaw.

23 :02x17 - Stewart's House

Beavis and Butt-head use Stewart for his pay-per-view television, wanting to watch "Death Truck" over at his house. Of course, nothing good can come of this, as they quickly get bored with the program and begin to find other ways to amuse themselves in Stewart's home.

24 :02x18 - For Better or Verse

Mr. Van Driessen is teaching his class about the ancient art of Japanese haiku - spare, haunting poems. The boys orally compose their poems for the class, as Van Driessen writes them on the board. A guidance counselor doubts Van Driessen's recommendation that the boys consider poetry as a career.

25 :02x19 - Bedpans & Broomsticks

Beavis and Butt-head do community service work at the local hospital. Among other mischief, they steal a golf cart from obese heart patient Billy Bob, and create a higher level of stress in his life than any obese heart patient should have.

26 :02x20 - Babes R Us

Beavis and Butt-head see some female mud wrestling on TV, and attempt to stage their own version in the front yard. When they think they're ready to compete, they head to "Babes-R-Us", a local female mud-wresting bar. But first, they have to get past the bouncer.

27 :02x21 - Yogurt's Cool

While watching TV, Beavis and Butt-head see a very erotic and sexy commercial with a hot girl licking frozen yogurt. They head out to the yogurt shop to buy some, only it doesn't taste quite how they expected.

28 :02x22 - Heroes

Beavis and Butt-head see a commercial for a skeet shooting range on TV, and decide to try it out. Butt-head's aim isn't very accurate, but he does manage to shoot down something special.

29 :02x23 - Washing the Dog

Beavis and Butt-head think if they do chores for Mr. Anderson, he might put them in his will. He tells them to wash his pet poodle, Colette, but instead of giving her a traditional bath, they take her to the laundromat and wash her in a very unconventional way.

30 :02x24 - Friday Night

It's Friday Night, so Beavis and Butt-head loiter at Maxi-Mart looking for chicks and causing trouble. They meet a hot biker babe who finds a use for them.

31 :02x25 - Be All You Can Be

Beavis and Butt-Head are loitering outside the local army recruitment office, where they meet Sergeant Richard "Dick" Leaky - also known as "The Rooster." He shows them some recruitment videos and lets them touch his MX35 grenade launcher to persuade them to consider the Army as a career.

32 :03x01 - Comedians

Beavis and Butt-head test their talent for stand-up comedy. They perform at a comedy club, but get booed off the stage, and burn the place down.

33 :03x02 - Carwash

Beavis and Butt-head find the batteries in their remote control are dead, so to earn a little cash to buy more, they offer to wash a neighbor's car. They decide to drive the car in order to dry it off, but crash into Mr. Anderson.

34 :03x03 - Couch-Fishing

Beavis and Butt-head do a little "couch fishing", and reel in some strange things (and people, for that matter). Their antics attract the authorities and cause trouble for Stewart.

35 :03x04 - Incognito

Beavis and Butt-head are afraid of getting shot at school. They think they'll be safe if they wear hats, glasses, and speak in fake accents.

36 :03x05 - Kidnapped

Beavis and Butt-head go to a concert, but find Stewart and his family there. They "kidnap" Stewart for ransom money. The whole plan backfires when Stewart's annoying personality drives them crazy.

37 :03x06 - Naked Colony

Beavis and Butt-head discover the Sunny Grove Nudist Colony in their town, and want to join so they can see naked people - but they don't have the $4,000 membership fee. They decide to sneak in and get a peek.

38 :03x07 - Tornado

Beavis and Butt-head want to watch a tornado destroy a trailer park. While hanging outside the trailers, they meet Lolita and Tanqueray - two ladies who seem willing to "do it". Can the boys score before the tornado hits?

39 :03x08 - Cleaning House

Mr. Van Driessen thinks he can teach Beavis and Butt-head about good work ethic. He has them clean his house so they'll learn how it feels to work hard and earn money. Unfortunately for Mr. Van Driessen, they "clean" his prized 8-track collection.

40 :03x09 - Scratch 'N' Win

Beavis and Butt-head buy a scratch lottery ticket at the local convenience store.... and actually win.

41 :03x10 - Scared Straight

Beavis and Butt-head are sent to a "Scared Straight" program, where they visit a prison. When they discover that the inmates like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden, they decide prison doesn't seem like such a bad place.

42 :03x11 - Eating Contest

Beavis and Butt-head want to enter a bratwurst eating contest, but they don't have enough money for the entry fee. They have to feed frogs to earn the cash.

43 :03x12 - Sporting Goods

Mr. Buzzcut demands that Beavis and Butt-head buy jock straps for their P.E. class, but the boys think the jock straps are eye patches.

44 :03x13 - Sperm Bank

Beavis and Butt-head learn they can donate sperm to make a little cash. They aren't exactly the ideal sperm donors, and they break plenty of things inside the clinic, but the doctor wants their sperm anyway.

45 :03x14 - Buff 'N' Stuff

Mr. Buzzcut thinks Beavis and Butt-head could benefit from working out with some weights. He yells at them and puts them to work in the gym, trying to make them into "real men." The boys think they're going to get "totally ripped."

46 :03x15 - Citizen Butt-head

President Clinton is coming to Highland High, and Principal McVicker gives the boys a pass to keep them away from school during the presidential visit. Beavis and Butt-head manage to meet the president anyway, and they make quite the impression.

47 :03x16 - Politically Correct

Beavis and Butt-head watch "Joey Buttawipo: My Story" on television. Mr. Van Driessen gives them self-help books to help them get in touch with their feminine sides. They also run for student council treasurer, which does not go well.

48 :03x17 - Ball Breakers

Beavis and Butt-head play with Mr. Anderson's bowling ball, and get curious about what is inside one. They blow it up to look inside, but Mr. Anderson is blamed for it.

49 :03x18 - Meet God

Beavis and Butt-head see a late-night movie where hitch-hikers meet chicks. They decide to try hitch-hiking themselves, but instead of meeting chicks, they get picked up by a religious cult. They meet "God" -- who turns out to be a guy named Hank.

50 :03x19 - True Crime

Beavis and Butt-head find an ATM card, and somehow, Beavis figures out how to get cash with it. The boys find themselves featured on several true crime shows, and are soon hunted by police on live TV.

51 :03x20 - The Trial

Beavis and Butt-head threw eggs at Mr. Anderson's house, and are now charged with trespassing and vandalism. Butt-head decides to act as the boys' defense attorney. They are found guilty but their punishment may be worse for society than their original crime was.

52 :03x21 - The Crush

Beavis and Butt-head develop a crush on a local bully named Todd, and want to join his "gang." Todd treats the boys like dirt, but they don't seem to mind, even when he throws them in the trunk of his car.

53 :03x22 - Plate Frisbee

Beavis and Butt-head get a hold of a very valuable antique plate that belongs to Stewart's mother. To Stewart's dismay, they decide to play a game of Frisbee with it, causing all kinds of damage to foreheads and dog teeth.

54 :03x23 - Canoe

The school psychiatrist orders Beavis, Butt-head and Stewart to go on a canoe trip with Mr. Van Driessen, so he can help them get in touch with their feelings. Unfortunately, all the boys feel is the itch of poison ivy.

55 :03x24 - Young, Gifted & Crude

Beavis and Butt-head take an I.Q. test, and accidentally score really high. They are then placed in the gifted class, where they overload a smart kid's brain.

56 :03x25 - Foreign Exchange

Mr. Van Driessen chooses Beavis and Butt-head to befriend a new Japanese exchange student and show him around. They teach him fun things to do in Highland, Beavis and Butt-head style.

57 :03x26 - A Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-head

Beavis and Butt-head watch the Yule Log and Christmas videos on TV.

58 :03x27 - Closing Time

Beavis and Butt-head have to work the late shift at Burger World. To amuse themselves, they fry up some "special" curly fries, throw food at the ceiling fan, and give free snacks to a health inspector.

59 :03x28 - Most Wanted

Beavis and Butt-head meet a serial killer who has recently escaped from prison. Since he has tattoos and hears voices, the boys decide he's pretty cool.

60 :04x01 - Wall Of Youth

Beavis and Butt-head go to the mall and assist in a public art project. They meet Christian businessman Clark Cobb, and his special hand-puppet, "Sock-o".

61 :04x02 - Cow Tipping

Beavis and Butt-head watch a commercial for milk on television. This reminds them that "cow tipping" is supposedly a fun activity, so they attempt to tip one themselves, which doesn't sit well with the local farmer.

62 :04x03 - Trouble Urinating

Beavis and Butt-head can't remember how to pee. Mr. Van Driessen thinks they're joking, Mr. Buzzcut tries to force them to pee, and when that doesn't work, they finally seek professional help from a doctor.

63 :04x04 - Rabies Scare

Beavis gets bitten by a vicious dog that escapes its chain. Poking Beavis' wound at first seems like a fun way to amuse classmates, but it angers Mr. Buzzcut. On Mr. Buzzcut's orders, Butt-head takes Beavis to a doctor, who has a sadistic treatment to cure Beavis of his disease.

64 :04x05 - They're Coming To Take Me Away, Huh Huh

Highland High School's new psychiatrist tries to psychoanalyze Beavis and Butt-head, and gives them some psychological tests. They fight in her office and misuse her things while she takes notes. The boys find the inkblot tests that the psychiatrist gives them to be especially stimulating, but she finds their answers disturbing.

65 :04x06 - Jump!

Beavis and Butt-head go to the bank to try and get some money. During their visit, a bank officer is arrested for embezzlement and threatens to jump off the roof. Beavis and Butt-head encourage him to jump.

66 :04x07 - Pumping Iron

Beavis and Butt-head check out the local health club on a free trial membership. They goof around on the fitness equipment, and prove to be pretty unreliable spotters.

67 :04x08 - Let's Clean It Up

Mr. Buzzcut thinks Beavis and Butt-head are lacking good personal hygiene, so he sends them to the school nurse. The "nurse" is a hippie who just wants to have a groovy time with the boys.

68 :04x09 - 1-900-BEAVIS

Beavis and Butt-head call a phone sex number, and listen to a woman's butt. They decide to get their own 900 number so they can make a little money, but find the process is more complicated than they thought.

69 :04x10 - Water Safety

Butt-head almost drowns during a swimming lesson in Mr. Buzzcut's class, and it's up to Beavis to rescue him.

70 :04x11 - Blackout!

The town of Highland suffers a blackout, and Beavis and Butt-head are annoyed that they can't watch TV. The boys head outside to find a working television set, and somehow end up directing traffic - a job they aren't very good at.

71 :04x12 - Late Night With Butt-head

Working on a project for Mr. Van Driessen's audio-video club, Butt-head is inspired by Late Night with David Letterman. He imagines himself reading the "Top 10 List" from "Butt, Montana", and imagines Beavis as his Paul Shaffer. Unfortunately, once they film it, they find they don't have much to say.

72 :04x13 - The Final Judgment Of Beavis

Beavis smashes his head into a wall while imitating characters he saw on TV, and has a near-death experience. He has a dream where he goes up to heaven and meets St. Peter, who tries to determine if Beavis is fit for heaven. Butt-head tries to help out by burying Beavis.

73 :04x14 - Pool Toys

Mr. Anderson hires Beavis and Butt-head to help him build a new swimming pool. While they find creative ways to mix cement, Mr. Anderson becomes lost looking for Spanish tiles.

74 :04x15 - Madame Blavatsky

Beavis and Butt-head get their fortunes told by a con woman. She becomes terrified when it appears that Beavis is the one with the psychic abilities, and can see the future in her crystal ball - and the future Beavis sees is one of war and destruction.

75 :04x16 - Beavis and Butt-head's Island

To get cash so they can shop in a classy lingerie store, Beavis and Butt-head steal coins from a fountain at the mall. When the water in the fountain is turned on, they take refuge on a fake island in the center. They try to think of ways to escape from their "island", without much success.

76 :04x17 - Figure Drawing

Wandering into an education center for the free food, Beavis and Butt-head join a figure-drawing class and gawk at the nude model. Even the nachos can't tear them away, until the male models come in.

77 :04x18 - Date Bait

Beavis and Butt-head go to the movie theater and are reunited with Lolita and Tanqueray. The ladies trick the boys into waiting outside the theater for a date, and not even two hours of sitting in a rainstorm will discourage the boys from the possibility of scoring.

78 :04x19 - Butt Is It Art?

Beavis and Butt-head go on a field trip to an art museum in Mr. Van Driessen's class. They manage to misinterpret and destroy a few valuable pieces of art while they are there.

79 :04x20 - Right On

A conservative talk show host named Gus Baker (who resembles Rush Limbaugh) invites Beavis and Butt-head to discuss capital punishment and music videos on his show. The boys turn out to be less than the ideal guests when their use of language causes controversy.

80 :04x21 - Manners Suck

An expert on manners and etiquette visits Mr. Van Driessen's class. Beavis and Butt-head aren't very good at learning manners, and cause a fight between the adults.

81 :04x22 - The Pipe Of Doom

The boys loiter outside a construction site, then sneak inside to explore after the crew leaves. Butt-head crawls into a pipe and gets stuck - and the media soon broadcasts it, interviewing him and Beavis for television reports. Of course, Beavis has to explore the pipe, too.

82 :04x23 - Safe Driving

In their Driver's Education class, Beavis and Butt-head watch a gory movie about the consequences of reckless driving. The film is very 1950's in style, and the two greasers who star in it look strangely familiar.

83 :04x24 - Mr. Anderson's Balls

Beavis and Butt-head search for a missing kid, but get distracted when they end up on a golf course. The boys sneak around the course and steal Mr. Anderson's golf balls at every hole. They find a way to make a little cash, but poor Mr. Anderson gets incredibly frustrated.

84 :04x25 - Patients Patients

Beavis and Butt-head wander into a Medical Center. Butt-head gets a dose of "laughing gas" and a nasty procedure done at the dentist, while Beavis gets his eyes examined by a frustrated optometrist and earns himself a lollipop.

85 :04x26 - Teen Talk

Beavis and Butt-head are featured on a talk show for teens, hosted by Captain Dick Jackman. Their mood changes from annoyed to frustrated when they can't score with Lolita and Tanqueray.

86 :04x27 - Crisis Line

When Mr. Van Driessen asks for volunteers to work the crisis phone line, Beavis and Butt-head volunteer, thinking they'll have girls calling and sharing their most intimate thoughts. They're supposed to be caring and helpful, but end up trying to score with a caller.

87 :04x28 - Vs. The Vending Machine

Beavis and Butt-head attempt to buy a bag of "Sour Cream 'n' Salsa Pork Rinds" from a vending machine, but it becomes stuck inside the machine. Frustrated by their hunger, they try various ways to get their snack out of the vending machine before they starve to death.

88 :04x29 - Generation In Crisis

An amateur filmmaker comes to Mr. Van Driessen's class, and wants to make a documentary that shows an honest portrayal of America's youth culture. He chooses Beavis and Butt-head as his subjects, and documents their every move. "The Great Cornholio" makes a brief appearance before the camera rolls.

89 :04x30 - Radio Sweethearts

Beavis and Butt-head win a radio station contest from KT&A. Their prize is to become guest disc jockeys for a day, but the main DJ becomes frustrated with them because of their negative personalities, and the way they goof off while on the air.

90 :04x31 - The Great Cornholio

Poor Stewart has a bad case of diarrhea, so the boys go to his house, and raid his food cupboards. Beavis discovers that if he eats too much sugar, he becomes his alter-ego, "The Great Cornholio", and goes through the halls of Highland High School, annoying the students and staff.

91 :04x32 - Liar! Liar!

Beavis and Butt-head are accused of stealing money from the Burger World cash register. The police give them polygraph tests to determine their guilt - and the boys try to cheat.

92 :05x01 - Held Back

Beavis and Butt-head fail Mr. Buzzcut's math class, so they get sent back to the 8th grade. But they clearly aren't smart enough to be there either, and they keep getting sent back until they end up in kindergarten.

93 :05x02 - Killing Time

Sadly for Beavis and Butt-head, there is nothing on TV for two whole long hours. The boys try to find ways to amuse themselves until they can watch a good show on TV again, but find that's a lot more difficult than it sounds.

94 :05x03 - Beard Boys

Beavis and Butt-head think that beards will help them score with chicks. Since they can't actually grow beards yet, they cut hair off their heads and glue it to their faces. Surprisingly, this doesn't seem to turn on the babes in the mall.

95 :05x04 - Choke

Butt-head chokes on a chicken nugget, and it's up to Beavis to save him. Beavis remembers there is a poster at work about the Heimlich maneuver, but there are too many things to distract him from reading it. Meanwhile, Butt-head turns several lovely shades of purple from lack of oxygen.

96 :05x05 - Safe House

Beavis and Butt-head's favorite thug, Todd, needs a safe place to hide from a rival gang. He decides to stay with the boys and tells them to "play dumb" while he hides out in their house and watches their TV. The boys take his words about loyalty to heart.

97 :05x06 - Hard Sell

Beavis and Butt-head become telemarketers. Beavis somehow breaks sales records, but poor Butt-head is completely clueless, as usual.

98 :05x07 - Walkathon

Beavis, Butt-head, and Daria participate in a charity walkathon organized by Clark Cobb and the Christian Businessmen's Association. The boys don't understand how the whole "pledging" concept works, so Daria has a little fun with them, and they also end up taking the long way on the walkathon route.

99 :05x08 - Temporary Insanity

Beavis and Butt-head get off the bus, skip class, and accidently get hired as temp workers at a real estate agency. Beavis becomes the manic typist, and Butt-head mans the phones.

100 :05x09 - Dude, A Reward

Beavis finds a camera, the boys think it's amusing to take photos of their butts and other select parts of their bodies. They try to return the camera to its owner, hoping for a reward.

101 :05x10 - Walking Erect

Beavis and Butt-head go to the zoo to look at the animals' reproductive parts and molest the snakes.

102 :05x11 - Career Day

Beavis and Butt-head go to "Career Day" for Mr. Van Driessen's class. They get a taste of what it's like to be mall security guards, but unfortunately for them, none of the customers want to be frisked.

103 :05x12 - Plastic Surgin'

Beavis and Butt-head go to a plastic surgeon's office, hoping to make their penises larger. They want to get "wiener implants," but the doctor misunderstands them and enlarges something else instead.

104 :05x13 - Take A Number

Beavis and Butt-head go to the "Creatures of Rock" concert, but because they drink too much soda, they spend the entire concert waiting in line to go to the Porta-Potty.

105 :05x14 - Beaverly Buttbillies

Beavis and Butt-head watch The Beverly Hillbillies on TV, which gives them the brilliant idea to dig for oil in their yard. They do strike something, but unfortunately, it isn't oil. They try to sell their newfound "black gold" to the neighbors.

106 :05x15 - Tainted Meat

Beavis is itchy "down there", and scratches himself with his hands and spatula - then handles meat and flips burgers without washing his hands or tools. Unfortunately for the Burger World customers, Beavis's infection seems to be contagious.

107 :05x16 - Stewart Moves Away

Beavis and Butt-head go to Stewart's house, and stumble upon a couple of robbers posing as movers. They have fun destroying Stuart's family's possessions.

108 :05x17 - Top O' The Mountain

Beavis and Butt-head go into a hair salon to ogle the stylist. While the stylist cuts Butt-head's hair, he has a fabulous view of her boobs.

109 :05x18 - Party

Beavis and Butt-head throw a party with plenty of "hard stuff", so they can "cop a feel." But no chicks show up - only Stewart and his friends come to the party. Soon, though, Todd arrives and the boys' plans are forced to change.

110 :05x19 - Wet Behind The Rears

Mr. Buzzcut makes Beavis and Butt-head take a shower after P.E., but the fire alarm goes off and they are forced to evacuate in their underwear.

111 :05x20 - Bad Dog

After seeing all the homeless dogs on TV, Beavis and Butt-head go to the animal shelter to get adopt one. They choose the most vicious one they can - one that really seems to hate Beavis.

112 :05x21 - Lightning Strikes

Imitating a PBS documentary about Ben Franklin, Beavis and Butt-head fly a kite in a storm and get struck by lightning. Their accident attracts the interest of a media crusader who wants to blame their stupidity on The Howard Stern Show.

113 :05x22 - Dream On

Beavis and Butt-head fall asleep on the couch. They sleep right through school, and have bizarre dreams where they are on various television shows, like Oprah, Star Trek, The Dating Game, and The Brady Bunch.

114 :05x23 - Candy Sale

The boys are supposed to sell candy for a school fundraiser. Other than Mr. Anderson, who buys some, the only people they sell it to are each other.

115 :05x24 - Animation Sucks

Mr. Van Driessen instructs the class on drawing animated cartoons. Beavis and Butt-head draw their hundreds of little dudes, but can't figure out why the finished product only has two people in it.

116 :05x25 - What's The Deal?

Beavis and Butt-head become Mr. Anderson's poker buddies for a day. While they don't understand the sophisticated rules of poker, they do appreciate the pictures of naked ladies on the deck of cards.

117 :05x26 - The History Of Women

Beavis and Butt-head go to the library to do research for a report on admirable women. But they spend more time admiring the view of the librarian's rear end.

118 :05x27 - To The Rescue

Beavis and Butt-head rescue a pilot from a plane crash, and are featured on a TV show that resembles Rescue 911.

119 :05x28 - I Dream Of Beavis

Beavis and Butt-head find a bottle with a dead mouse inside. They rub it, hoping it will grant them some wishes.

120 :05x29 - Pregnant Pause

Beavis gets a brutal case of stomach cramps, which makes him think that he might be pregnant.

121 :05x30 - Here Comes The Bride's Butt

Beavis and Butt-head crash a wedding. They think they might actually have a shot at kissing the bride.

122 :05x31 - Screamers

Beavis and Butt-head watch a horror flick, and this gives them the idea to scare their neighbors by screaming at them.

123 :05x32 - Beavis, Can You Spare A Dime?

A bum skilled in the art of begging teaches Beavis and Butt-head a few ways to make money on the streets.

124 :05x33 - Skin Trade

Beavis and Butt-head discover a squirrel carcass. They think the poor dead creature's fur might be valuable, so they attempt to sell it to anyone and everyone.

125 :05x34 - Oil Change

Beavis and Butt-head's boss tells them to change the oil in the deep fryer. They don't seem to understand the difference between motor oil and cooking oil, because they head off to the gas station.

126 :05x35 - Buttniks

Beavis and Butt-head go to a coffee bar that is having a poetry reading. Beavis drinks a little too much espresso, which prompts his alter-ego, Cornholio, to surface. Cornholio really impresses the audience with his poetic skills.

127 :05x36 - Bang The Drum Slowly, Dumbass

Beavis and Butt-head become a part of Mr. Van Driessen's "men's group," as they bang on drums and assert their manliness in the woods. Beavis seems to get a little too into the whole concept.

128 :05x37 - Another Friday Night

Beavis and Butt-head spend another Friday night hanging out at the Maxi Mart. They pretend to run the cash register to impress some chicks, but the manager sees them on the video camera and thinks they're robbing the store, so he calls the cops.

129 :05x38 - Tired

Beavis and Butt-head find a big tire, and think it will be fun to get inside it and ride down a hill. When Beavis rides in it, he not only crashes into Mr. Van Driessen and derails a train, but worst of all, he makes Todd spill a drop of beer.

130 :05x39 - Close Encounters

Beavis and Butt-head's bad behavior causes Mr. McVicker to send them to group therapy. Unfortunately, their behavior is equally bad there, when the therapist encourages Beavis to use a baseball bat to express his anger.

131 :05x40 - Womyn

Beavis and Butt-head participate in a feminist meeting and try to score with the militant women's rights gals, without much success.

132 :05x41 - Premature Evacuation

Beavis and Butt-head's school receives a bomb threat, and all the students must evacuate. The boys stay behind to locate the bomb.

133 :05x42 - Whiplash

Beavis and Butt-head are going to pretend to have a case of whiplash so they can commit insurance fraud, but then they get injured for real.

134 :05x43 - Spare Me

Beavis and Butt-head meet a couple of sexy girls with a flat tire. The girls think our boys can help them change their tire, but Butt-head has some issues with the tire-iron.

135 :05x44 - Patsies

While Beavis and Butt-head serve detention, the "Positive Acting Teens" group tries to rehabilitate them. Beavis and Butt-head and the PAT club pick up litter on the sides of the road, but very little rehabilitation is accomplished.

136 :05x45 - Murder Site

Beavis and Butt-head nose around a crime scene. Beavis nearly kills Butt-head and finds himself under arrest.

137 :05x46 - Spanish Fly

Beavis and Butt-head spike a milk carton in the cafeteria with spanish fly. They were hoping a hot chick would drink the milk, but instead a guy from their P.E. class drinks it.

138 :05x47 - Sexual Harrassment

Beavis and Butt-head mistakenly think they can sue a chick named Kimberly for sexual harassment because she gives them "wood" while in class.

139 :05x48 - Bus Trip

Mr. Van Driessen takes his class on a field trip to go mountain climbing. On the trip, Beavis and Butt-head moon cars, swear, and cause Mr. Van Driessen to fall off a cliff.

140 :05x49 - Green Thumbs

Beavis and Butt-head try to make money buy photocopying bills and coins. Unfortunately, not only is this activity illegal, but they use a black and white photocopier to make single-sided copies.

141 :05x50 - Steamroller

Beavis and Butt-head steal Mr. Anderson's rented steamroller. They drive it to school to impress Todd, the local thug.

142 :06x01 - Bungholio - Lord Of The Harvest

This was a Halloween special. The boys go trick-or-treating - Beavis as a "nad", and Butt-head as "nachos". Beavis eats too much Halloween candy, and of course, this leads to Cornholio searching for T.P. for his bunghole.

143 :06x02 - The Mystery Of Morning Wood

Beavis and Butt-head attempt to solve the mystery of morning wood. They look at Spank magazine and wait for the "Morning Wood Fairy." Unfortunately, they fall asleep before the truth can be revealed.

144 :06x03 - U.S. History

Beavis and Butt-head have to present reports on U.S. history or they'll be held back a grade. Beavis describes a meal he had at Burger World, and Butt-head shares a memory of the time he kicked Beavis in the crotch.

145 :06x04 - Feel A Cop

Beavis and Butt-head watch a news report on TV about an undercover sting operation to catch prostitutes. The boys think this might be a great way to "score."

146 :06x05 - Date Watchers

Beavis and Butt-head spy on Mr. Van Driessen and his date. They even follow Van Driessen home, because they think maybe they'll see him and his date "doing it."

147 :06x06 - Blood Pressure

Beavis' arm gets trapped inside a blood pressure testing machine at the grocery store, and Butt-head just doesn't seem that concerned about it.

148 :06x07 - Huh Huh Humbug

This is a special hour-long episode that tells two beloved Christmas stories. The first is "Huh-Huh-Humbug!", which features Beavis as a Scrooge-like character who gets visited by three ghosts, but all he wants to do is watch a porno. The second is "It's A Miserable Life," where Beavis and Butt-head's guardian angel tries to show them that the world would be better if they'd never existed.

There are also segments where Butt-head reads letters to "Santa Butt-head" and Beavis is dressed as a reindeer. The music videos are shown in this part of the show.

149 :06x08 - It's a Miserable Life

150 :06x09 - Babysitting

Beavis and Butt-head are hired to babysit a couple of kids. They refuse to read to the kids, feed the baby a burrito, and even fall asleep on the job.

151 :06x10 - Vidiots

Beavis and Butt-head go to a video dating service to try to score with chicks. They make their videos under the names "Gerondo" and "The Pleasure Machine". Of course, their videos are more comical than romantic.

152 :06x11 - Stewart Is Missing

Stewart goes missing, and his mom calls on Beavis and Butt-head to help find him.

153 :06x12 - Gang Of Two

Beavis and Butt-head aren't having any luck getting into Todd's gang, so they attempt to form a "gang" of their own.

154 :06x13 - Sprout

Mr. Van Driessen encourages Beavis and Butt-head to grow food for a class project. They decide to grow some nachos.

155 :06x14 - Prank Call

Using the newly delivered phone book, Beavis and Butt-head choose a man named "Harry Sachz" out of the white pages and pester him with prank calls. Unfortunately for the boys, Mr. Sachz has caller ID.

156 :06x15 - No Service

Beavis and Butt-head get called in to work at Burger World. Butt-head makes up an excuse and so poor Beavis has to go in alone, but Butt-head goes in as a customer just to pester him.

157 :06x16 - Yard Sale

Mr. Anderson is holding a yard sale, but gets called away to help a friend, so he asks Beavis and Butt-head to man the sale. The boys really do sell everything.

158 :06x17 - P.T.A.

Beavis and Butt-head go to a Parent-Teacher Association meeting. They have a few "suggestions" on how to improve the educational process.

159 :06x18 - Substitute

Beavis and Butt-head are amused when Mr. Van Driessen falls off his desk and is taken to the hospital. An energetic substitute teacher soon arrives, but he makes the mistake of trusting Beavis and Butt-head.

160 :06x19 - Shopping List

Beavis and Butt-head help a sick Mr. Anderson by going to the drug store for him. They goof around in the store, and buy plenty of things for Mr. Anderson, but none of it was on the list he gave them.

161 :06x20 - Buy Beer

Beavis and Butt-head score some beer, and get totally smashed. It's non-alcoholic beer, but they don't seem to notice.

162 :07x01 - Butt, Butt, Hike!

Beavis and Butt-head are invited to play football with the big boys. Butt-head gets pulverized, and Beavis takes off with the ball.

163 :07x02 - Vaya Con Cornholio

Beavis drinks a lot of Burger World's new, high-caffeine "Volt Cola," which transforms him into his alter-ego, "The Great Cornholio." The Immigration Department decides he's an illegal alien and wants to deport him to Mexico.

164 :07x03 - Evolution Sucks

Beavis and Butt-head learn about the theory of evolution. They dream about being cave men, and think they'd have a shot at scoring with cave women.

165 :07x04 - Ding-Dong-Ditch

Beavis and Butt-head grace the neighborhood by playing a rousing game of "Ding Dong Ditch" - the fine art of ringing doorbells and hiding. But.... they just can't get it right.

166 :07x05 - Just For Girls

Beavis and Butt-head have the dubious honor of viewing the feminine version of a sex education film. They are a little disturbed by what they learn.

167 :07x06 - A Very Special Episode

Beavis and Butt-head find a baby bird that has fallen out of its nest. At first they plan to eat it, but Stuart's dad convinces them to take care of it and drives them to the vet.

168 :07x07 - Dumbasses Anonymous

Mr. Buzzcut brings a speaker from AA into class to teach the students about the dangers of alcohol. Beavis and Butt-head think that if they go to AA too, they could possibly score some beer.

169 :07x08 - Underware

Beavis and Butt-head go to the Grand Opening of a lingerie store. They figure if they fondle a bra, that later when the bra is actually worn by a woman, they will have had their hands where her boobs will be. This arouses them, so they fondle every item in the store.

170 :07x09 - Head Lice

Beavis and Butt-head find themselves with head lice, and try to come up with a way to get rid of them without paying for an expensive prescription shampoo.

171 :07x10 - Cyber-Butt

Beavis and Butt-head harass Stewart until he agrees to help them access pornography on the school computer. They view activities that are illegal in the state of Texas, making the school's librarian faint.

172 :07x11 - Nose Bleed

Beavis can't get his nose to stop bleeding, and Butt-head's home remedies aren't helping.

173 :07x12 - Citizens Arrest

Beavis and Butt-head "accidentally" prevent a robbery at Burger World. Realizing that arresting people is "cool," they attempt to arrest other people who come to Burger World.

174 :07x13 - Pierced

Beavis and Butt-head think they would look studly if they had skull earrings, but they aren't smart enough to figure out how to pierce their own ears.

175 :07x14 - A Great Day

Beavis and Butt-head have the perfect day - school is canceled, Stewart doesn't want to hang out with them, they find porn in a dumpster, Todd beats up a preppy, and a suspicious neighbor pays them to "forget" about the blood on his sidewalk.

176 :07x15 - On Strike

Beavis and Butt-head figure out that "going on strike" equals a day off work. So they stand up for their principles, and go on strike.

177 :07x16 - Follow Me

Beavis becomes a copycat, and starts to repeat Butt-head's every move and statement.

178 :07x17 - Nothing Happening

Beavis and Butt-head lose their television reception, so they fall asleep. They snooze right through four disasters that tear up Highland.

179 :07x18 - Take A Lap

Beavis and Butt-head watch a fitness nut in a TV infomercial. Seeking a butt like his, they go jogging and drink a protein mixture that they concoct over at Stewart's house.

180 :07x19 - Shortcuts

When leaving Highland High for the day, Beavis and Butt-head miss their school bus. Butt-head thinks he knows a short cut, but his route turns out to be more of a "long cut".

181 :08x01 - Bride Of Butt-head

Butt-head tries to get a Russian mail-order bride so he can score. Beavis would be happy just to watch.

182 :08x02 - Special Delivery

Beavis and Butt-head are Burger World's first delivery boys. Because the boys are so clueless, the new delivery service doesn't last long.

183 :08x03 - Woodshop

Beavis and Butt-head really enjoy their wood shop class until Beavis saws off a body part. The boys end up having to take a little trip to the hospital so Beavis doesn't bleed to death.

184 :08x04 - T.V. Violence

Stewart's parents have a satellite dish installed, and Beavis and Butt-head want to watch all the violent programming the dish provides. Unfortunately for them, Stewart's mom doesn't approve.

185 :08x05 - Canned

Beavis and Butt-head stumble upon a single can of root beer, and wonder: can a can of soda explode if you shake it up? They find out.

186 :08x06 - Garage Band

Beavis and Butt-head attempt to start their own garage band, with a little help from Mr. Van Driessen. They even choose a band name and line up a gig. But, since they are Beavis and Butt-head, their band breaks up in its first day of existence, so all they have are the memories.

187 :08x07 - Impotence

Beavis and Butt-head "can't score," so they go to see a doctor who specializes in impotence. The doctor is puzzled as to why the boys can't "perform," even though their arousal levels are high.

188 :08x08 - The Miracle That Is Beavis

Beavis sees an ad on TV for a motivational speaker promoting his book. Despite Butt-head's doubts, Beavis goes to see the speaker, and believes he can get what he wants out of life, if he can "seize the power."

189 :08x09 - Shopping Cart

Beavis and Butt-head are playing with a shopping cart in a parking lot, and get hit by a car. The owner gets out and gives them $10 not to tell his insurance company, even though the boys aren't hurt. They see this as a potential moneymaking operation.

190 :08x10 - Inventors

Beavis and Butt-head see infomercials on television, and decide to invent their own product to sell on an infomercial. The best they can do is the "Butt Scratcher 2000."

191 :08x11 - Die Fly! Die!

A housefly irritates Beavis and Butt-head while they are trying to watch television. At first they just try to swat it, but Butt-head realizes a more effective weapon may be necessary to kill it. Pretty soon, the house resembles a war zone.

192 :08x12 - Drinking Butt-ies

Beavis and Butt-head follow Todd to find out what makes him so cool. Todd goes to a party and gets smashed, and is willing to divulge the secrets of his coolness to the boys after he throws up.

193 :08x13 - Work Is Death

The boys' boss tells them what worker's compensation is, and they decide that staying home and still getting paid sounds pretty sweet. Beavis lets Butt-head beat him up, and they even try staging some "accidents," but despite his injuries, poor Beavis is still healthy enough to work.

194 :08x14 - Breakdown

Beavis and Butt-head are so bad, and so annoying, that they finally send Principal McVicker over the edge and make him totally crazy. He checks into a mental institution, but he still cannot escape the insanity of Beavis and Butt-head.

195 :08x15 - Graduation Day

Beavis and Butt-head are excited when Mr. Van Driessen stages a mock "graduation ceremony" to motivate his students. The boys don't realize it's not their real high school graduation, so they think they're done with school and can begin their futures.

196 :08x16 - The Future Of Beavis and Butt-head

Beavis and Butt-head visit the school's guidance counselor, who helps them try to determine what lies in store for them after high school. Beavis imagines a career in the army, and Butt-head pictures himself acting in TV commercials.

197 :08x17 - Speech Therapy

Beavis and Butt-head return to school after being suspended, and since their class is on a field trip, Principal McVicker sticks them in a speech therapy class. The boys manage to find ways to get aroused in class, and use the speech exercises as an excuse to say dirty words.

198 :08x18 - Leave It To Beavis

This episode is a parody of the classic TV show, Leave it to Beaver. The mostly black and white episode features the show's cast filling in the roles of Ward, June, The Beav, Wally, and Eddie Haskel.

199 :08x19 - Butt Flambé

Beavis has somehow burned his butt, and Butt-head takes him to the hospital. As Beavis is being treated for his injury, Butt-head impersonates a doctor and enjoys his time in the hospital.

200 :08x20 - Our Founding Losers

After catching Beavis and Butt-head playing with an American flag, Mr. Buzzcut makes them write a report on the nation's founding fathers. They fall asleep and dream of what they would do if they actually were Paul Revere, Ben Franklin, and Abe Lincoln.

201 :08x21 - Beavis and Butt-head Are Dead

When the school calls to find out why Beavis and Butt-head haven't been to class in three weeks, Beavis answers the phone and says that Beavis and Butt-head are dead. The school holds a memorial service for them, while all along, they are at home on the couch watching TV and eating nachos.

202 :09x01 - Werewolves of Highland/Crying

Enticed by the prospect of attracting women who adore the Twlight films, the duo seek out to become one of the undead.

203 :09x02 - Daughter's Hand/Tech Support

Beavis & Butthead decide to approach a father for his daughter's hand.
Beavis & Butthead stumble into a job for tech support.

204 :09x03 - Holy Cornholio

When Beavis accidentally drives a screw into his hand, the boys need to go to the hospital to get it removed by a doctor. When the doctor gives Beavis his painkillers, he takes an overdose which causes the return of the great Cornholio.

205 :09x04 - Drones

The boys go on a field trip to a military base and wind up in the virtual pilot seats of drone planes on a Middle Eastern mission.

206 :09x05 - Supersize Me/Bathroom Break

The boys make a documentary about teen obesity. Later, Butt-head makes the realization that he and Beavis will get paid even when they're using the bathroom at work.

207 :09x06 - The Rat/Spill

An oil spill draws hippies to the shoreline, and Beavis and Butt-head go green in an effort to get friendly with the females. Also: a rat shows up, and they want Burger World to have one too.

208 :09x07 - Doomsday/Dumb Design

The apocalypse comes and goes, leaving Beavis and Butt-head behind. They hope that their odds of scoring are increased now that they're the last men on Earth. Later, they try to use religion to get out of class.

209 :09x08 - Copy Machine/Holding

The boys are mistaken for drug dealers when they visit an adult-film set; Beavis photocopies his backside on the school's new printer.

210 :09x09 - Used Car/Bounty Hunters

Beavis and Butt-head go for a joyride with an unwitting used-car salesman. Later, they become bounty hunters.

211 :09x10 - Time Machine/Massage

Beavis and Butt-head doze off on the school bus and time travel to 1832. Later, they set up a massage stand in the mall.

212 :09x11 - School Test/Snitchers

Principal McVicker decides to teach Beavis and Butt-head a lesson after he catches them cheating on a big test. Later, the boys find themselves on the witness stand.

213 :09x12 - Whorehouse/Going Down

The boys try going to a bordello, but it's not what it seems. Later, they get trapped in an elevator with a beautiful woman.