Recaps2x13: Swag the Dog recap
: Veronica comes to Ted to inform him that upper management wants to increase employee productivity to impress the visiting board of directors. Upper management has decided to give out tickets for hard work, in return for worthless prizes, and Ted has been chosen to run the program for their department... read more.2x12: It's My Party and I'll Lie If I Want To recap
: Ted figures that it's okay to lie once in a while. He then meets with his team, who present Veronica with their newest invention: a lie detector. Veronica tests the device and proves that she can will herself to believe anything. Chet comes in and reminds Ted that he and Rose have a miniature gold appointment with Chet and his daughter Olivia. Chet warns that he plans to beat Ted... read more.2x11: Mess of a Salesman recap
: Ted comes into work and asks Linda how her date the previous night went, and she admits that it could have been better. Veronica arrives to tell them that she's getting an award. The Veridian Charitable Foundation is honoring her with an award for being outstanding. Ted warns that she's going to have to raise money for the Foundation and wants Linda to do it for her. Veronica admits that she has no idea who the money is going to. Ted's big brother Billy comes in and slaps him in the groin. Ted lures Billy in with a plea for help and then returns the favor with a sack attack... read more.2x9: The Long and Winding High Road recap
: Ted is trying to deal with Pete Gilroy, the head of the other Veridian development team. Pete takes the low road whenever he can, stealing other employees' food while Ted tries to return extra food from the vending machine. Pete can't result insulting Ted, who feels bad when he responds... read more.2x8: The Impertence of Communicationizing recap
: Ted decides to try communicating with one of his underlings, Debbie, on the new MRE project that they're working on. She is shy and is unable to say anything to him. When verbal communication fails, there's memos... but the company puts out a memo saying that employees must now
use offensive language instead of not use offensive language. Ted warns Veronica and Linda that things will descend into chaos once everyone starts following the newest company memo. As Ted leaves to talk to HR, Veronica starts to feel a strange itchy sensation. Linda finally realizes that she's feeling guilt, an emotion Veronica is unfamiliar with. Veronica explains that when she was promoted, she was up against Walter Palmer, and she won. However, the memo referred to "him" getting the promotion instead of "her," and Veronica wonders if she got the promotion meant for Walter. Linda suggests that her boss talk to the man... read more.