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Better Off Ted: Through Rose Colored HAZMAT Suits
When Ted's nanny calls in sick, he is forced to take his daughter Rose to work where Veronica bonds with her. Meanwhile, Ted learns where he stands with Linda when her ex-boyfriend arrives in town.
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Episode Info
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Episode number: 1x3 Production Number: 1APX02 Airdate: Wednesday April 01st, 2009 Alternate Airdates:
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Recap
Ted brings his daughter Rose to work after his nanny calls in sick… again. Unfortunately, it’s a bad day to take her to his office because his team is doing weapon design. Ted visits the Veridian daycare, but discovers that the children are to put to work as janitors and painters as part of their education. Ted gives it a pass and heads for his office, and runs into Veronica. She wants to discontinue the use of HAZMAT suits because most of the recent alarms have been false. Ted isn’t so sure about that...Read the full recap
Episode Quotes
Ted: Did you even notice I have my daughter with me today?
Veronica: I look at people's eyes when I talk to them, Ted, not at their waists.
Veronica: I look at people's eyes when I talk to them, Ted, not at their waists.
Veronica: Well, you're always welcome here, daughter of Ted.
Ted: Rose.
Veronica: I know her name.
Ted: Rose's name.
Veronica: You know, sweetheart, sometimes your father...
Rose: Ted.
Veronica: I know everyone's name.
Ted: Rose.
Veronica: I know her name.
Ted: Rose's name.
Veronica: You know, sweetheart, sometimes your father...
Rose: Ted.
Veronica: I know everyone's name.
Ted: Hi beautiful. Beautifuls...
Rose: Hi, Daddy.
Linda: Hi, Daddy. And I'm just never calling you that again.
Rose: Hi, Daddy.
Linda: Hi, Daddy. And I'm just never calling you that again.
Linda: Kids. God's little awkward-moment machines.
Linda: I got to go. I gotta meet Don at the "Who Cares What People Think Cafe." Where if someone sees something that they want, they just have it, and it's the best thing they've ever had. Because that meal's been practicing yoga for seven years. In case you missed it, by "that meal" I mean me. I'm bad at metaphors, but I'm great at sex.
Ted: I have to watch Rose.
Veronica: I can wash Rose.
Ted: I said "watch" her, not "wash" her.
Veronica: Hm. Even easier.
Ted: The fact that you thought I was going to go wash Rose right now makes me think you may not know that much about children.
Veronica: I know they need to be cleaned.
Veronica: I can wash Rose.
Ted: I said "watch" her, not "wash" her.
Veronica: Hm. Even easier.
Ted: The fact that you thought I was going to go wash Rose right now makes me think you may not know that much about children.
Veronica: I know they need to be cleaned.
Veronica: You have the most beautiful skin. I wish there was a way I could peel it off your face and attach it to mine. Oh, and then you'd grow new skin and like it just as much.
Voiceover: Veridian Dynamics. We're a family, just like yours. But we don't waste our time throwing leaves around. We put our family to work. We mean real work. Not just eating mush. Our Veridian Dynamic family works for every member of your family. Even the dead ones. And we're working to bring them back and copy them, in case you lose them again. We love our family, which is why we work nights, weekends, and major holidays, because that's when families should be together. Families. Yay.
(alarm goes off)
Linda: Oh, God, I've never been down here for one of these.
Ted: I'm sure it's just a false alarm. We're not liquid, so that's a good sign.
Linda: Oh, God, I've never been down here for one of these.
Ted: I'm sure it's just a false alarm. We're not liquid, so that's a good sign.
Other Episode Crew
| • Creator | Victor Fresco |
| • Executive Producer | Victor Fresco |
| • Co-Executive Producer | Michael Teverbaugh | Michael A. Ross | Michael Glouberman | Justin Adler | Dan O'Shannon |
| • Producer | Marc Solakian |
| • Consulting Producer | Michael Fresco |
| • Associate Producer | Lisa Iannone |
| • Production Designer | Dawn Snyder |
| • Editor | Lisa Bromwell |
| • Casting | Jill Anthony | Laura Adler |
| • Unit Production Manager | Howard Griffith |
| • First Assistant Director | Eric Jewett |
| • Second Assistant Director | Jason Roberts (2) |
| • Music | Scott Clausen |
| • Costume Designer | Brandy Lusvardi |
| • Key Grip | Bruce Carothers |
| • Set Decorator | Diane Yates |
| • Property Master | Bruce Mink |
| • Construction Coordinator | Greg Hamlin |
| • Production Sound Mixer | Jaya Jayaraja |
| • Script Supervisor | Gabi Endicott |
| • Production Coordinator | John Barney |
| • Assistant Editor | Ann Trulove |
| • Post Production Supervisor | John M. Myrick |
| • Supervising Sound Editor | Randy Thomas |
| • Re-Recording Mixer | Dean Okrand | Tamara Johnson |
| • Director of Photography | Sharone Meir |
| • Production Accountant | Suzie Shimizu |
| • Chief Lighting Technician | Elan Yaari |
| • Department Head Hair | Lorna A. Reid |
| • Department Head Make-up | Cinzia Zanetti |
| • Music Consultant | Kevin Edelman |
| • Original Casting | Geraldine Leder | Sharon Klein |
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