Jackie Taylor: Oh, honey, I've given up every vice in the world, don't take away my tan.
Cindy: Out damn spot! Out, I say! Who would have thought the old pot to have so much dirt in it!
Dylan: Brandon, your dad is a lot of things, cool is not one of them.
Brenda: To be a bitch or not to be a bitch, that is the question.
Jackie Taylor: It's going to take me a while before I remember how to be sexy and charming without being inebriated.