(about Jackie and Mel)
Kelly: What can she see in a guy who's idea of a good time is a gum massage.
Brandon: Whoever thought Andrea Zuckerman would be leading the next sexual revolution?
Mel Silver: In our day we had to walk ten miles through the snow just to get to a love-in.
Brandon: Andrea, if you had a little more experience, you'd know love is not a public health issue.
John Griffin: Just because you have four hooves doesn't mean you have to follow the herd.