Bob, Linda and the kids go on a camping adventure and face the perils of nature...and Bob's intestines. Braving wild river rapids, eager squirrels and parent/child separation, the Belchers prove they are worth their mettle.
Tina, Gene and Louise are filled with the Halloween spirit and head out with their friends for a candy-fueled adventure.
However, things take a turn for the worse, when the kids build their own fort and find themselves held hostage by Louise’s wacko friend, Millie
Linda is bored by Bob's tired attempts at Date Night and decides to sign up for flying lessons. When Bob won't join her, she becomes the target of "Upskirt Kurt", the most charming pilot in the air
Bob scores a temporary gig as a cook at an “underdog” frat house and discovers that he fits right in! Hijinks ensue as Bob and the rest of the fraternity brothers find themselves in the middle of a collegiate prank war that involves the house's most famous alumnus, Dr. Yap.
Meanwhile, the kids are on a mission to invade the frat house and get in on the action
Determined to have a perfect Thanksgiving, Bob meticulously prepares the family turkey. But, to his horror, he finds that someone then dumps the turkey in the toilet in an act of Thanksgiving sabotage
In an attempt to redeem a failed talent show performance from her past, Linda reunites with her former band mates from, the Ta-Ta’s, to perform at their high school reunion. At the event, a former female classmate attempts to impress Bob, her high school crush, who, in turn, becomes very self-conscious about the unwanted attention
To Tina's delight, Bob becomes the substitute “Home Ec” teacher at her school and ends up creating a full-scale restaurant in the classroom. However, her excitement is short-lived as Bob's position causes father/daughter friction. But when Gene and Louise go to work for Bob’s “school” restaurant, Linda must fend for herself at the family’s “other” restaurant (aka Bob’s Burgers)
After Linda accidentally kills the family tree, the Belchers must go out on Christmas day to find a new one. But when Bob cuts off a giant candy cane truck, they are forced to outrun the madman driver and spend the entire holiday together in the car.
Back at the Belcher home, Bob’s friend, Teddy, accidentally gets stuck in the kids’ Santa trap
When Linda throws a surprise slumber party for Louise, she does whatever she can to get rid of her guests until one of them, Jessica, decides she wants to stay.
Meanwhile, Linda enlists Bob & Teddy's help in saving a raccoon.
Tina becomes a magician's assistant in order to get closer to Jimmy Jr., while Bob becomes the victim of a magician's "curse"
To compete with fellow “restaurateur,” Jimmy Pesto, and his blowout Super Bowl event, Bob is determined to create a Bob’s Burgers commercial to air during the “big game.” In an effort to outshine Pesto, the Belchers recruit Randy, a documentarian, to assist with the filmmaking and hire on former pro football star Connie Frye to be the celebrity endorser.
Bob and Linda visit school and learn that their kids' essays about their fantasy version of Wagstaff are “too creative” and “offensive.”
Eugene transforms the school into a “Fart School for the Gifted” (watch out for Keyboard Jail);
Tina, to her delight, depicts a world where she is romanced by countless zombie teenage boys; and Louise creates a school where she takes down a robotic Mr. Frond from the future.
Tina isn’t invited to her classmate Tammy’s Bat Mitzvah, but ends up at the party anyway, because Bob and the family were hired to cater. Despite the invite snub, Tina is excited to scope out the BFOS (boys from other schools). Things go awry and Louise and Tammy end up missing, so, to her total delight, Tina is left center stage.
When Bob and Linda leave town for a romantic getaway at a Burger Convention, they ask Teddy to babysit Tina, Gene and Louise.
While they're away, Teddy is eager to earn the coveted title of “Uncle Teddy” and does so by putting Tina’s crush in his rightful place after discovering that he was just using her for free burgers!
The Belchers take a trip on a train and, to their dismay, Louise, Gene and Tina are seated in a separate train car. Never one to follow the rules, Louise ropes the children into helping her on her mission to steal the vast chocolate supply from the restaurant car!
Meanwhile, Bob and Linda indulge in some wine tasting and have a “taste-off” with a snobby couple
After predicting that a telemarketer is calling the restaurant when the phone rings, Linda and the kids believe that she is a psychic.
Needless to say her "predictions" irk Bob and spell out hilarious happenings
In an homage to the “Bronies” subculture, Tina attends her first Equestra-con, a convention based on her favorite animated pony show, “The Equestranauts.”
To her surprise, she finds that the show’s fans are middle-aged men (called “Equesticles”). When a powerful super-fan tricks Tina out of her rare toy pony, it’s up to Bob to go undercover to get it back
The Belcher kids take a trip to the beach. Here the kids find a valuable, however illegal orca by-product that is used in expensive perfumes - the kids think they could easily make a profit. Linda and Bob find themselves dealing with a landlord who's building them a new bathroom.
Louise discovers she has a cavity, so runs away from the dentists to stay with Aunt Gail.
Tina decides to try out for the cheerleading squad, but it’s actually Gene who gets noticed in the crowd for his spirit and cheering ability.
Meanwhile, during her cheer audition, Tina falls and bites her tongue, leaving her unable to speak – and a mischievous Louise steps up to be her translator