Gene decides to put on an unsanctioned version of his "Die Hard" musical after the school turns it down for their fall performance, but this causes tension since it is going on at the same time as the "Working Girl" musical that the school did pick.
Linda and the kids communicate with the ghost living in their basement.
Teddy's health is a cause for concern. So he and Bob attend a bootcamp. The kids come up with a new sport to play in the walk-in refrigerator.
Bob boycotts Thanksgiving, but the rest of the family enjoy the day at the First Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival.
Bob enters a content for the best burger, but forgets his most important ingredient. The kids try and help save his reputation.
Bob's Dad invites the family to his Christmas party, meaning Bob has to enter his father's diner for the first time in 20 years. The kids compete for the best home-made gift and the 'mistle-tony' award.
Tina goes undercover with the Thundergirls, hoping to find out who the mole is, leaking cookie secrets. Lynda dyes her hair blonde.
When Tina is up for a big hall monitor promotion, she is determined to do whatever it takes to nab the powerful job. So, she enlists the help of Gene and Louise. Meanwhile, back at the restaurant, Linda gets artsy and begins to decorate the walls with customer artwork...on napkins.
Tina, Gene and Louise are ready to put the pedal to the metal when they join a go-kart league. Meanwhile, back at the restaurant Bob and Teddy partner up to serve Teddy's home-brewed beer on the sly.
Special Guest Stars: Kevin Kline
as Calvin Fischoeder |
In an effort to become a member of the community garden, Bob needs give Louise's enemy a job.
Tina and Darryl work together to try and win the Cupid's Couple contest. Linda makes plans for Valentine's Day.
Tina and Louise volunteer to run Jimmy Junior’s class president campaign in order to keep Millie from winning, and ruining the school.
Meanwhile, Bob becomes obsessed with a knife after talking himself into buying it for $300
The children battle it out to be their Aunt Gayle's companion for the evening.
Bob becomes obsessed with his new automatic helicopter. When it falls apart for no reason, he enters into a battle with the manufacturer in order to receive a refund. Gene assists Bob in his quest, but things quickly get out of hand and end in a crazy helicopter battle. Meanwhile, Louise and Linda help Tina prepare for her oral book report.