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Temperance: Dr. Hodgins, do boys change after high school?
Jack: Only on the outside.

Jack: Mullet alert!

Angela: Oh my God! I'm getting flashbacks to braces and stirrup pants and a really, really bad side ponytail.
Jack: You certainly grew out of it.

Booth: Smurfette is a stupid, shallow smurf who only had her looks. Look, you're better than Smurfette. You have your looks and a whole lot more.
Brennan: You did bring that for me. To charm me in case I didn't find your humiliation so impressive, but I did.
Booth: Aha, so I did impress you.
Brennan: That's what impressive means, dummy.

Booth: There was this girl, Karen Highsley, and we were under the bleachers one night, personally, with me.
Brennan: Got it, you were having sex, in the dirt under the bleachers.
Booth: Excuse me, I'm a gentleman. I brought my sleeping bag.
Brennan: Did you fail to perform sexually?
Booth: What?
Brennan: 'Cause that might actually count as a humiliation. (starts to leave)
Booth: Will you just wait? Will you just allow me to tell my story?
Brennan: Fine.
Booth: Thank you, alright. So this girl, she had this game where she would ask me a question --
Brennan: What kind of question?
Booth: It doesn't matter, okay. So if I got the question wrong, I'd have to take off a piece of my clothing. So of course I knew all the answers, but I pretended that I didn't.
Brennan: So you could take off your clothes.
Booth: Exactly. Now, my point is, I'm standing there, you know, in my socks and my St. Christopher medal, she runs off. She runs off with the sleeping bag and all my clothes and I'm standing there starko.
Brennan: Well why would she do that?
Booth: Well, I suppose she heard I was under the bleachers with another girl the week before.
Brennan: Okay, this is a story about sexual prowess, Booth. You're bragging!
Booth: I had to run across the campus buck naked!
Brennan: You're laughing about it now! You enjoyed displaying your penis, it showed alpha male mastery. (quietly) Only one other person knew about Brainy Smurf. It was my mother.