Episode Quotes
Hodgins: You know, your old man, he reminded me why I got into science.
Bones: To catch murderers?
Hodgins: No. To figure stuff out in amusing ways.
Booth: Don't fire Max. Let him keep his job. You know, he's a teacher he's not a janitor.
Brennan: I can't overlook the sanctity of the forensic lab, Booth.
Booth: Yeah. Maybe you can overlook it for me.
Brennan: For you?
Booth: Yeah. Personal favor.
Brennan: Wha -- like a partner thing?
Booth: Partner thing.
Brennan: I know you, Booth. You're trying to do me a favor by telling me it's a favor for you.
Booth: No, uh-uh no. I can't afford that school. I can't enrich Parker, not with the science thing but you can, Max can.
Brennan: Caroline should charge her as an adult.
Booth: She's eleven years old Bones.
Brennan: Yeah, well she's old enough to speak Chinese.
Booth: Uh, they don't take that into account.
Brennan: (to Sweets) I can understand quantum mechanics but I can't understand you.
Booth: You don't think that I'm a lousy dad for not sending my son to private school?
Sweets: No. But you'd be a lousy father if you didn't torture yourself about it.
Wendell Bray: Dead guy's hyoid.
Bones: Guy as in sexually non-specific urban colloquialism, or in reference to the gender normally associated with a penis, Mr. Bray?
Wendell Bray: Uh ... penis?
Booth: You know something, Bones? It's tough being a father.
Bones: Parker will be fine, peer groups and random environmental factors are far more important than family.
Booth: How is that a good thing?
Booth: So did you persuade Cam to fire Max?
Brennan: What you think my dad should be allowed to work at the Jeffersonian?
Booth: What, you know she's just you know, trying to do you a favor.
Brennan: Well, I didn't ask for a favor.
Booth: Sometimes you don't need to ask.
Max: Are you sleeping with my daughter?
Booth: No.
Max: Why? Are you gay?
Booth: No.
Max: Is she not attractive enough?
Booth: Bones is beautiful.
Max: Is it because of me? Because I killed one man and we both know he deserved it?
Booth: All right, just cut it out, Max, all right? I'll talk to her. Probably ain't gonna get anywhere with her, but I'll talk to her.
Max: You're a good man, and I want that for her. Now, I gotta go blow up some soda for some kids
Episode Goofs
The officer Bones and Booth interviews mentions that they are in the migration area of the masked booby. However, the masked boobie does not migrate into the U.S.
While Brennan and Booth are driving in the car, the scenery by Brennan goes the wrong way.
The images of the chemical profiles Hodgins compares shows an anomaly that Hodgins attributes to Booth spilling juice on his tie. However, this same anomaly image is seen on the gas found on the bones.