Nora Jacobs: This is very awkward. I'm not even sure you're the right person to come to, but you're a woman.
Shirley: That's very kind.
Denny: Lock and load. Where is everybody?
Paul: This is an administrative meeting Denny.
Denny: Oh! Then what the hell am I doing here?
Shirley: Remember the good ole days when you liked to know what was going on? When you could go from your office to the elevator without a roadmap?
Denny: Didn't need a roadmap to find my way around your body, did I Shirley?
Shirley: I wouldn't know. I was usually asleep.
Denny: I once had her... and Streisand… at the same time. Remember that?
Shirley: Hahhh, I do Denny. Ha ha. And not to burst your bubble but that was a female impersonator. Perhaps the penis might have been your cue.
Catherine Piper: Alan! Hello!
Alan: Mrs. Piper?
Catherine Piper: You remember! Ha, ha. Oh, I always say, "Shake a man's hand with dog poop on your glove, he'll remember you for life."
Lori: What are you doing out here?
Shirley: Just looking at the city. Still trying to fathom that-
Lori: The Red Sox won?