Catherine Piper: Cookies everyone! Nourishment is most important in the morning.
Paul: Who is this woman?
Catherine Piper: Take two Tara, you're a rail.
Alan: You're in the men's room again.
Shirley: I need a favor.
Alan: Certainly. My stall or yours?
Catherine Piper: Isn't coffee a lovely drug? I love brain stimulants, don't you? Uh, Catherine Piper!
Brad: Brad Chase.
Catherine Piper: Brad Chase? You're defending a lesbian!
Lori: Hi! I'm Lori Colson, we haven't officially met.
Catherine Piper: Hello dear. Catherine Piper.
Lori: For the future. I don't really appreciate comments about my hair.
Catherine Piper: Oh! I'm sorry. I was just trying to make conversation. And I assumed you wouldn't want me to go anywhere near your eyebrows.