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Boston Legal: Til We Meat Again

Shirley Schmidt and Denny Crane represent a man whose steakhouse is being put out of business as the publicity-hungry mayor has pushed through an ordinance banning red meat for fear of Mad Cow disease, and in the process of trying the case, Crane wins over Schmidt's respect as an attorney. Meanwhile, what begins as an evening out for Alan Shore and Tara Wilson ends in a barroom brawl, with Shore arrested for conspiracy to commit assault and battery. And Lori and Brad serve as second chair for a new attorney Schmidt has just poached from another law firm who refers to himself as "Sexy Man."

Episode Info

Episode number: 1x14
Production Number: 1F14
Airdate: Sunday February 13th, 2005

Director: Bill D'Elia
Writer: David E. Kelley

Alternate Airdates:

DE (Vox) Dec 27, 2006
NL (RTL 8) Oct 05, 2008

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Guest Stars
Betty White
As Catherine Piper
David Burke (1)
As D.A. Casey Mathias
Francesca P. Roberts
As Judge Jamie Atkinson
Glen Walker
As Reporter
Henry Gibson
As Judge Clark Brown
Jack Impellizzeri
As Officer Jackson
Jason Blicker
As Attorney Timothy Simms
Kerry Washington
As Chelina Hall
Pat Skipper
As Attorney Michael Roker
Takayo Fischer
As Clerk
Curt Bouril
As Edwards
Holmes Osborne
As Mayor George Bostwick
John Short
As Dr. Raymond Young
Kitana Baker
As Beautiful woman
Michael Dempsey
As Dominick Ryan
Rick Yune
As Troi Ran
Main Cast
James Spader
As Alan Shore
William Shatner
As Denny Crane
Candice Bergen
As Shirley Schmidt
Mark Valley
As Brad Chase
Rhona Mitra
As Tara Wilson
Monica Potter
As Lori Colson
Episode Quotes
Denny: You would agree, Mr. Mayor, that, by and large, vegetarians are communists?
Mayor George Bostwick: I certainly would not.
Denny: We're at war, Mr. Bostwick. Think we can win that war if we suddenly say to our soldiers, "No more meat." Think a nation of fish-eaters can protect the world, you wimp?

Denny: We’re carnivores. When the pilgrims landed, the first thing they did was eat a few Indians.

Alan: When a man turns 40, he begins to take measure of himself. I must admit I don't like what I see.
Tara: You're turning 43.
Alan: If you don't mind, I'm trying to appear vulnerable to facilitate my snorkeling up your thighbone later.
Tara: Alan? You boyfriend. Me girlfriend. You have a season's pass.
Alan: You're ruining the conquest part, which is all it's really about for me.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorDavid E. Kelley
Warning: Boston Legal season 1 episode 14 guide may contain spoilers
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