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Boston Legal: Til We Meat Again

Shirley Schmidt and Denny Crane represent a man whose steakhouse is being put out of business as the publicity-hungry mayor has pushed through an ordinance banning red meat for fear of Mad Cow disease, and in the process of trying the case, Crane wins over Schmidt's respect as an attorney. Meanwhile, what begins as an evening out for Alan Shore and Tara Wilson ends in a barroom brawl, with Shore arrested for conspiracy to commit assault and battery. And Lori and Brad serve as second chair for a new attorney Schmidt has just poached from another law firm who refers to himself as "Sexy Man."

Episode Info
Episode number: 1x14
Production Number: 1F14
Airdate: Sunday February 13th, 2005

Director: Bill D'Elia
Writer: David E. Kelley

Alternate Airdates:

DE (Vox) Dec 27, 2006
NL (RTL 8) Oct 05, 2008

Guest Stars
Betty WhiteBetty White
As Catherine Piper
David Burke (1)David Burke (1)
As D.A. Casey Mathias
Francesca P. RobertsFrancesca P. Roberts
As Judge Jamie Atkinson
Glen WalkerGlen Walker
As Reporter
Henry GibsonHenry Gibson
As Judge Clark Brown
Jack ImpellizzeriJack Impellizzeri
As Officer Jackson
Jason BlickerJason Blicker
As Attorney Timothy Simms
Kerry WashingtonKerry Washington
As Chelina Hall
Pat SkipperPat Skipper
As Attorney Michael Roker
Takayo FischerTakayo Fischer
As Clerk
Curt BourilCurt Bouril
As Edwards
Holmes OsborneHolmes Osborne
As Mayor George Bostwick
John ShortJohn Short
As Dr. Raymond Young
Kitana BakerKitana Baker
As Beautiful woman
Michael DempseyMichael Dempsey
As Dominick Ryan
Rick YuneRick Yune
As Troi Ran
Main Cast
James SpaderJames Spader
As Alan Shore
William ShatnerWilliam Shatner
As Denny Crane
Candice BergenCandice Bergen
As Shirley Schmidt
Mark ValleyMark Valley
As Brad Chase
Rhona MitraRhona Mitra
As Tara Wilson
Monica PotterMonica Potter
As Lori Colson
Episode Quotes
Denny: You would agree, Mr. Mayor, that, by and large, vegetarians are communists?
Mayor George Bostwick: I certainly would not.
Denny: We're at war, Mr. Bostwick. Think we can win that war if we suddenly say to our soldiers, "No more meat." Think a nation of fish-eaters can protect the world, you wimp?

Denny: We’re carnivores. When the pilgrims landed, the first thing they did was eat a few Indians.

Alan: When a man turns 40, he begins to take measure of himself. I must admit I don't like what I see.
Tara: You're turning 43.
Alan: If you don't mind, I'm trying to appear vulnerable to facilitate my snorkeling up your thighbone later.
Tara: Alan? You boyfriend. Me girlfriend. You have a season's pass.
Alan: You're ruining the conquest part, which is all it's really about for me.

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CreatorDavid E. Kelley
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