Catherine Piper: All I'm saying is, if you killed two people... there couldn't be a better time to turn to Jesus Christ, your savior.
Bernard Ferrion: Under normal circumstances I'd agree.
Catherine Piper: But?
Bernard Ferrion: I'm Jewish.
Catherine Piper: Bernie, there has never been a Jewish serial killer.
Bernard Ferrion: Son of Sam. David Berkowitz.
Catherine Piper: He was adopted. Genetically, he's one of ours.
Bernard Ferrion: Well, what are you saying?
Catherine Piper: I'm saying that if you're out there murdering people on some level you must want to be Christian. Would you let me take you to church?
Donny Crane: We're talking about emotions of the heart.
Denny: Objection. Sounds like a girly man.
Donny Crane: (Angrily) Move to strike!
Denny: That's better.