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Boston Legal: Witches of Mass Destruction

Shirley Schmidt and Denise Bauer represent two groups of parents, one Christian and the other Wiccan -- a pagan religion -- who are suing to get rid of a school's Halloween pageant for its wicked witch. The Christians feel their faith is being marginalized by a satanic symbol, and the Wiccans claim that Halloween images stereotype them - especially after the school's principal gives a riveting demonstration of her cackling, green witch. Meanwhile, Garrett Wells takes Cassie, the paralegal with whom he's involved, to see Alan Shore and ask him to represent her in suing the U.S. government, to vindicate the death of her brother, killed in the Iraq war. Shore takes on the unconventional case, but his friendship with Denny Crane is threatened since Crane strongly feels that one shouldn't criticize the military while the country is at war. The strained friendship threatens the annual office Halloween party, where they both were to dress up as giant flamingoes.

Episode Info
Episode number: 2x6
Production Number: 2F03
Airdate: Tuesday November 01st, 2005

Alternate Airdates:

NL (RTL 8) Oct 10, 2009

Guest Stars
Andy UmbergerAndy Umberger
As Attorney Morrison
Henry GibsonHenry Gibson
As Judge Clark Brown
Michael EnsignMichael Ensign
As Judge Paul Resnick
Tamara FeldmanTamara Feldman
As Cassie
Zach GrenierZach Grenier
As U.S. Attorney Chris Randolph
David Lee RussekDavid Lee Russek
As Sergeant Jason Hendler
Derrex BradyDerrex Brady
As Corporal Brian Webb
Jayne TainiJayne Taini
As Principal Maxine Berleth
Johnny SneedJohnny Sneed
As Sam Sawtelle
Marietta DePrimaMarietta DePrima
As Grace Mathias
Matt ChampagneMatt Champagne
As Bob Mathias
Stephanie VendittoStephanie Venditto
As Evelyn Sawtelle
Main Cast
James SpaderJames Spader
As Alan Shore
William ShatnerWilliam Shatner
As Denny Crane
Candice BergenCandice Bergen
As Shirley Schmidt
Rene AuberjonoisRene Auberjonois
As Paul Lewiston
Mark ValleyMark Valley
As Brad Chase
Julie BowenJulie Bowen
As Denise Bauer
Justin   MentellJustin Mentell
As Garrett Wells
Episode Quotes
Denny: I prefer to be alone. Please leave.
Alan: Why?
Denny: No reason.
Alan: If you were to guess at a reason.
Denny: If I were to guess, I'd say maybe I don't want to socialize with a pinko liberal Democrat commie.
Alan: Ahh.

Denny: Most of the Cranes in my family were flamingos.

Bob Mathias: What are you gonna do? Turn me into a toad?
Sam Sawtelle: We don't do hexes? (Punches Bob in the face.) We do throw punches, occasionally.

Brad: Don't you two have anything else to do?
Garrett: We're discussing a case, sir.
Brad: It's not a case. It's an abuse of the judicial process.
Garrett: Yes,... we're discussing that.

Denny: Drop the case. Do it now.... I'm directing you. Drop it.
Alan: No

(Denny walks up next to Alan at the party wearing the identical flamingo costume.)
Denny: Tried it on. Looked good. Kept it on. Doesn't mean I forgive you.
Alan: Got it.... You look good in pink.
Denny: Not having sex with you.
Alan: Just the same.

Denny: Alan, I've loved you like ah...
Alan: Sister?
Denny: We're Americans. And to be critical in a time of war, even the Democrats are smart enough to keep their mouths shut on this.

Alan: What are you thinking about? It's not a trick question.
Denny: Can't i have a solitary, pensive moment? Keep a thought to myself?
Alan: Ha, ha. You forgot what you were thinking.

Brad: Do you know your briefcase is smoking?
Alan: 'Tis the season, Brad. Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble and so forth.

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CreatorDavid E. Kelley
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