Denny: Indigent are poor. Hate the poor. Can't pay.
Denny: Hey kid, front and center. I bet you'd lick my shoes for a murder case, wouldn't you?
Garrett: Oh, I would, sir.
Denny: Because I like you, you don't have to like them. Just dust them with your sleeve.
Alan: What would you do as mayor of Boston.
Denny: I don't know. Attack Rhode Island. It's small.
Denny: Hope you die. Denny Crane.
Denny: It's fun being me. Is it fun being you?
Alan: Most of the time.
Denny: Then what else is there?
Denny: You're a douche bag. I don't do well with douche bags.
Brad: You need to stand up and deliver this closing.
Alan: Will the clown be there?