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Boston Legal: The Ass Fat Jungle

When Alan Shore experiences the return of his night terrors - where he sleepwalks and could physically hurt himself - he asks his new, attractive secretary, Melissa, if she would moonlight and sleep with him to keep him from hurting himself. Meanwhile, if Alan agrees to get an MRI for his night terrors, then Denny Crane will agree to undergo one to determine whether he has Alzheimer's or Mad Cow disease. Meanwhile, Shirley Schmidt is reluctant to take a case in which the teenaged son of a rich client is accused of vehicular manslaughter, and she becomes even more reluctant when she has to interview the only eye witness, an elderly woman with Alzheimer's. And Denise Bauer is asked to represent two women who claim that Boston's most famous plastic surgeon injected his own butt fat into their lips, when they believed the fat was coming from their bodies.

Episode Info

Episode number: 2x8
Production Number: 2F05
Airdate: Tuesday November 15th, 2005

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Guest Stars
Jesse D. Goins
As Dr. Anyar Marks
Marisa Coughlan
As Melissa Hughes
Alice Drummond
As Lydia Tuffalo
Dave Anthony (1)
As Technician
Edward Edwards
As Ronald Matheny
J.J. Boone
As Nurse
Jim Lau
As Toque
John J. Dalesandro
As Attorney George Klein
Julie Claire
As Kiersten Blau
Lily Knight
As Helen Gershen
Lucas Grabeel
As Jason Matheny
Richard Riehle
As Dr. Barry Glouberman
Robert Noble
As Judge Swink
Stacy Edwards
As D.A. Chelios
Main Cast
James Spader
As Alan Shore
William Shatner
As Denny Crane
Candice Bergen
As Shirley Schmidt
Rene Auberjonois
As Paul Lewiston
Mark Valley
As Brad Chase
Julie Bowen
As Denise Bauer
Episode Notes
Alan is readin the novel, Oroonoko. A 1688 piece by Aphra Behn.

Episode Quotes
Dr. Glouberman: I would never do anything to harm a patient. My fat, Denise, it's the good stuff.

Denny: Because we're friends, I'm gonna tell you something nobody else knows. I'm homophobic.
Alan: I'm stunned.

Melissa: I will make sure you don't wig out and that's it.
Denny: I'm not sure the term 'Wig out' has legal teeth.

Denny: Thank you, Alan, for coming with me. (To the doctors.)
Denny: I think friends should always encourage friends to get their heads examined.

Melissa: You're a really wierd man, aren't you?
Alan: Seems so.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorDavid E. Kelley
Warning: Boston Legal season 2 episode 8 guide may contain spoilers
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