Dr. Glouberman: I would never do anything to harm a patient. My fat, Denise, it's the good stuff.
Denny: Because we're friends, I'm gonna tell you something nobody else knows. I'm homophobic.
Alan: I'm stunned.
Melissa: I will make sure you don't wig out and that's it.
Denny: I'm not sure the term 'Wig out' has legal teeth.
Denny: Thank you, Alan, for coming with me. (To the doctors.)
Denny: I think friends should always encourage friends to get their heads examined.
Melissa: You're a really wierd man, aren't you?
Alan: Seems so.