Episode Notes
Monica Potter is credited as a special guest star. This is her last known appearance on the show.
Originally supposed to air in Season 1. Scenes with the Season 2 cast were spliced into the episode to make it feel like it was never out of place.
Episode Quotes
Denny: I've often found that it's the chubby girls who offend most easily.
Denny: I actually begin my dates by putting cash right on the table.
Alan: And that works?
Denny: With the hookers.
Denny: Don't talk about the environment.... It's too political and half the people are against you.
Alan: Half the people are against the environment?
Denny: First of all, I haven't had sex with a camel since I was in the Army and the camel never complained.
Denny: I have nothing against marriage. I've done it five times.
Alan: Why is that so important to everyone, maintaining integrity?
Denny: (To Shirley) You'll have sex with me. Come on, at least pet the musket.
Denny: I'll take a friend over a wife every time.
Cassie: I screw. I just don't date.
Catherine: Alan, I've been Schmidt-canned!