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Boston Legal: Stick It

When Alan Shore’s secretary, Melissa, is arrested for tax evasion, he takes on the case of this outspoken girl who says her late, patriotic grandfather would be proud of her for challenging the government.

Meanwhile, after a blind date with Shirley Schmidt’s nephew goes badly, Denise Bauer hopes her love life will improve when she meets a cute policeman.

And Paul Lewiston decides to stage an intervention for his crystal-meth-using daughter, insisting that a reluctant Brad Chase help him.


Episode Info


Episode number: 2x19
Production Number: 2F16
Airdate: Tuesday March 14th, 2006


Alternate Airdates:

NL (RTL 8) Nov 21, 2009

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Guest Stars
April RiosApril Rios
As Fiona
Recurring
Ashley RiosAshley Rios
As Fiona
Recurring
Jayne BrookJayne Brook
As Rachel Lewiston
Recurring
Laura HenryLaura Henry
As Clerk #2
Recurring
Marisa CoughlanMarisa Coughlan
As Melissa Hughes
Recurring
Ron CanadaRon Canada
As Judge Willard Reese
Recurring
Shelley BermanShelley Berman
As Judge Robert Sanders
Recurring
Zylan BrooksZylan Brooks
As Clerk #1
Recurring
Brad BoveeBrad Bovee
As P.I. Smollers
Bradley JamesBradley James
As Federal Marshall Thomas Leahy
Josh BraatenJosh Braaten
As Scott Warner
Kevin IsolaKevin Isola
As Michael Reisz
Matthew LenhartMatthew Lenhart
As Foreperson
Michael HilowMichael Hilow
As P.I. Jerome
Robert JosephRobert Joseph
As Federal Marshall Joseph Reynolds
Scott PaulinScott Paulin
As U.S. Attorney Jonathan Shapiro
Episode Quotes
Denise: I dreamt I had a three-way with Denny… and Denny.
Shirley: Uh, good lord, I wouldn’t want to dream that you just told me that.

Denny: You dreamt we had sex together.
Denise: How did you know?
Denny: You mean I’m right? I ask everybody that. You’re the first person who ever said yes.

Alan: I’m not sure I can get you out of this.
Melissa Hughes: Can’t you just make one of those really, really long speeches like you did with my credit card thingy?

Judge Robert Sanders: What is this gibber-gabber? I don’t like gibber-gabber in my courtroom.
Allan: Oh my goodness.

Denise: Hi, Michael. Well, it’s nice to meet you. Shirley told me so much about you.
Michael Riesz: Yeow.… Giggity-giggity.

Melissa Hughes: You want to bone me up?
Alan: I beg your pardon?
Melissa Hughes: For my testimony, should you prep me?

Shirley: You slept with him.
Denise: I did not.
Shirley: You did too.
Denise: I did not.
Shirley: Denise?
Denise: Maybe a little.
Shirley: You slut!

Judge Robert Sanders: We will have closing arguments. Then, the jury will rule and, then, I will give my sentence.
Alan: A small point, Judge, you probably shouldn’t indicate to the jury you expect a sentence. I could be wrong.

Denny: Do you have any idea what would happen if all the little people stopped paying their taxes?
Alan: The rich people would have to start paying theirs?
Denny: Exactly!

Judge Robert Sanders: Mr. Foreman, the jury has reached a unanimous verdict?
Foreman: Yeah, Judge, guilty.
Judge Robert Sanders: Wait ‘til I ask you! Now, what say you.
Alan: The suspense is killing me.

Denny: No, no, no, no…. Soul, that’s a religious thing. State, Church, it’s unconstitutional for the United States to have a soul.



Cultural References
Michael Riesz: Yeow.… Giggity-giggity.

Giggity-giggity is the catch phrase for the over-sexed character, Quagmire, on the Fox animated hit, Family Guy.

Alan: Learned Hand once said…

Billings Learned Hand was a United States Judge and ardent champion of free speech.



Episode References
Denny: Is she coming over again to guard you against night terrors?

This is a reference to the episode, “The Ass Fat Jungle”, where Alan paid Melissa to sleep at his home and protect him form sleepwalking during his night terrors.



Other Episode Crew

CreatorDavid E. Kelley
 
Warning: Boston Legal season 2 episode 19 guide may contain spoilers
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