Denny: Man, you look great. Still mental?
Edwin Poole: Over it, you?
Denny: Never, mad cow.
Judge Robert Sanders: How do you plead?
Alan: Not guilty by reason of the District Attorney's insanity.
Alan: There was a day when all you had to do was say your name.
Denny: That's still all I do.
Alan: You spent your entire life getting away with who and what you are because you're a star.
Denny: Big star, I blow solar flares out of my ass.
Shirley: Consider my willing to drop this case revoked, you skinny little bitch.
Edwin Poole: I'm thinking class action. We should start rounding up fatties.
Denny: Are we setting a bad example? I shoot people.
Alan: I bribe them.
Denny: We drink.
Denny: I'm unfaithful.
Alan: Not to me.
Denny: Never to you.
Alan: We're not setting examples, Denny. We're just being true to who we are.
Denny: Who are we?
Alan: Denny Crane.
Denny: Alan Shore.
Alan: Leaders of men.
Denny: With bulls-eyes on our asses.