Episode Notes
Denny had a life size doll of Shirley made.
Marlene Stanger trasfers to the New York office of Crane, Poole, and Schmidt.
Daniel Post and Denise are engaged.
Episode Quotes
Alan: (Sarcastically.) The blow up dolls advertised with the life like genitalia? Men get them for sexual purposes?
Daniel Post: These non-terminals have no sense of humor.
Brad: You have it all, don't ya?
Denise: Ya, I have it all. I'm in love with a man that's dying. Lucky, lucky me.
Denny: Here's the thing about rich people, Alan - we get whatever we want.
Shirley: Denny, there's a rather monstrous rumor going around that you customized a doll in my likeness. A doll you were caught having sex with in a closet.
Denny: It was him. (Points to Alan.)
Alan: I assure you, I'm holding out for the real thing.
(About the Shirley doll.)
Shirley: You truly can't see how this might humiliate me?
Denny: You're jealous?!
Denny: What do you mean she's measuring you for trousers? Is that some kind of fetish? Would I like it?
Tom Raulston: I got a second AND third opinion, and they all say it’s inoperable. I’ve been through the whole
stages of death thing: I cried, I begged, I threw stuff. Made it to acceptance.
Shirley: And now you seem to have made it to the final stage: profiteering.
Daniel Post: These non-terminals have no sense of humor.
Tom Raulston: My daughter—she wants me to fight the cancer, but the thing is, if I do the chemo and the
radiation, the most I may buy is 3 or 4 really nasty months. I don’t want that.
Denise: Okay, here’s what we’re gonna do. We’re gonna plead not guilty, and go with your story that this
is just two friends helping each other out.
Daniel Post: Great.
Denise: Except that’s probably not gonna work out. So, we’ll also need to file a motion to dismiss on
constitutional grounds.
Shirley: And then hope that in the Constitution somewhere it says it’s okay to sell your body parts to
the highest bidder.
Bailiff: All rise. Judge Clark Brown presiding.
Shirley: Oh, dear.
Denise: Problem?
Shirley: Judge Brown—I’m not his favorite.
Judge Clark Brown: Be seated. [sees Schmidt and they exchange smiles) Ms. Schmidt, I have before me your motion to dismiss on constitutional grounds.
(Schmidt nods)
Judge Clark Brown: Denied.
Shirley: You’d better take this.
Denise: Your Honor, I would ask that you would reconsider the defense’s motion.
Judge Clark Brown: I will not. He (looks at Daniel Post) wants to purchase a lung, and he (looks at Tom) wanted to sell a lung. Horrible; horrible! And shocking!
Denise: I—in the interest of fairness, your Honor, it’s imperative that . . .
Judge Clark Brown: No. I’m ruling on your papers. The law, as it stands, is constitutional. And my decision stands firm. I am not one of your activist judges, Ms. Bauer. I follow the law as it is written—a practice that makes me neither “nansy” or “pansy.” We will proceed.
Cultural References
Marlene Stanger: Buzz Lightyear, isn't that the name of the Ken doll with benefits.
Buzz Lightyear is a character in the 1995 animated film, Toy Story. The character, Buzz, thinks he is in a military-esque group that patrols space, when in fact, he is just a toy.
Ken has long until recently been the boyfriend of the Barbie line of girls dolls.
Episode References
(To Shirley.)
Judge Clark Brown: An act that makes me neither
nanzy nor panzy.
This is a reference to the episode,
Til We Meat Again, where Shirley, under the advise of Denny, used a position that going against their client, was being a nanzy-panzy. Judge Clark Brown was presiding in that case as well.
Denny: I'm never taking you fishing again.
This is a reference to the episode,
Finding Nimmo, where Denny takes Alan to Nimmo Bay in British Columbia, Canada.